Your servant, your servant,
indeed I'm not your servant,
I'm a free and independent employee.
you think like every woman,
I have to be a slave or concubine.
You conceited, self -indulgent Libertine,
How I wish I'd told him that,
right to his face, Libertine.
And while we're on the subject,
There are certain go ings -on
That I wish to tell you I do not admire.
I realize that in your eyes
this clearly makes of prigamy,
but I am from a civilized land called Wales,
are kept in county jails.
In your pursuit of treasure,
you have mistresses who treasure you.
They have no care of other men
beside whom they can measure you.
A flock of sheep and you the only ram.
No wonder you're the wonder of Siam.
Oh dear, I'm really rather
with all the women there,
The children, the children, the children
I'll not forget the children
No matter where I go I'll always see
Those little faces looking up at me
Your Majesty, shall I tell
You're a conscientious worker,
Giving credit where it's due,
there is much I like in you.
But it's also very true that
By your boudoir you are blessed,
By your ladies you're caressed,
But the one who loves you
All that bowing and kowtowing
To remind you of your royalty
I find a most disgusting exhibition.
I wouldn't ask a Siamese cat
to demonstrate his loyalty
by taking that ridiculous po sition.
playing the part of a toad?
eating the dust in the road.
All of your people are toads!
Don't let us up off our knees,
Give us a kick if you please,
Give us a kick if you would,
Oh, that was good, Your Majesty.