Big news from a scientist,
Everybody in the world will have an X -I
News from a scientist eternal lie
I'm plenty people will be misled
By putting it in the back of their head
If I tell you what my mother
They put their own in the
But nah, put mine on my middle finger
And the sparrow will be happy as ever
I want to see where my finger does
A certain footballer, as we all know,
say he want to put his own on his toe
He wouldn't mind what people
he only want to see how to kick the ball
I think it's a very foolish
because it will get squeezed up
I think it's thoroughly wrong,
it bound to smell stinking,
Put mine on me middle finger
And Sparrow will be happy as ever
I want to see where my finger does pass
Sometimes you might be killing a duck
This time is to see how you doing it quick
No time to see if the duckling's sick
you play with the feather,
when you finish, you throw your hot water,
put the meat to your mouth,
then you start a ball, the duck sick,
so you end up in the hospital, oh lord
But if your eye was on your middle finger,
I am sure you would examine it closer,
and by that time you would have proof,
to know that the duck's suffering from
Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.