The Dildo Song chords by
Uncle John
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Key: D major
Verse 1
D
D

G
G

D
D

A
A

D
D

A knock came
on my door one day
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A

And I went out to see
I saw my friend standing there
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D

This question he asked me
He said I have a paper here
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G

I said I think I know
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D

You're going around from house to house
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A

D
D

To change the name Dildo
Verse 2
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D

I said now friend I will not sign
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A

To change this precious name
I hope that every person here
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D

They will feel the same
For God will travel with us
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G

Wherever we may go
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D

And he will never laugh and joke
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A

D
D

G
G

About the name Dildo
Verse 3
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"D" stands for our dignity Our
name will never change
D
D

And "I" stands for the innocent
child
A
A

Who should never feel ashamed
D
D

"L" we fought for liberty
G
G

D
D

And "D" for days of old
A
A

While "O" spells out that loving word
D
D

G
G

D
D

A
A

D
D

That we all call
Dildo
Verse 4
D
D

Now when I die I'll
leave this place
A
A

The home in which I love
And God will get me ready then
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D

To take me up above
He will take me by the hand
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G

Together we will go
D
D

To a home he's built in heaven
A
A

D
D

Which he has named Dildo
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G

"D" stands for our dignity Our
Verse 5
G
G

name will never change
D
D

And "I" stands for the innocent child
A
A

Who should never feel ashamed
D
D

"L" we fought for liberty
G
G

D
D

And "D" for days of old
While "O" spells out that loving word
A
A

D
D

That we all call Dildo
Verse 6
A
A

That sits beside the sea
You'll Find the people
oh so kind
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D

With hospitality
So, come and take a visit,
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G

You'll always be a friend
D
D

A
A

D
D

Don't knock just come on in
G
G

"D" stands for our dignity Our
Verse 7
G
G

name will never change
D
D

And "I" stands for the innocent child
A
A

Who should never feel ashamed
D
D

"L" we fought for liberty
G
G

D
D

And "D" for days of old
While "O" spells out that loving word
A
A

D
D

That we all call Dildo
G
G

D
D

A
A

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