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The Coin Machine chords by 
Jerry Reed 
N/A•
Key: D major•BPM: 120
Verse 1
D
A
D
Now I'm not one
to get all excited,
G
I'm seldom tense and I'm never uptight,
E
but there's one thing in this world
A
that really makes me upset,
D
and that's them coin machines,
them nickel and diamonds,
G
them out -of -orders,
them work -one -timers,
E
those nickel -and -dime quarter
A
-grubbin' monsters.
Bm
I mean, how many times
have you had to munch it
G
so you whip out a dime
for some peanut crunches?
E
You put it in a slot and you pull the handle,
A
an d just nothing. So you
D
cuss and you beat it
till your hand is blue,
G
you push and you shove
and you kick it with your shoe,
E
and finally you just walk away
while it's blinking,
A
thank you, which is machine,
D
but we just stuck it to you, son.
G
I'd like to meet the man
A
G
who invented the coin machine.
D
B
He must have hated mankind
E
and every other living thing.
A
G
A
I bet he had a motto on
D
his wall in frozen rime
G
D
B
Sayin' you get nothin' for a nickel,
E
A
D
Bm
G
E
A
twice as much for a dime
D
Well, they'll of fer you cigarettes,
A
G
soft drinks, cigars, barbecue, potato chips
E
And all kind of candy bars,
peanuts, popcorn,
A
Cracker Jacks and Red Hots
D
And you can pay a quarter
for a nickel cone,
G
get a throwaway razor
Abdim
A shot of cologne, get a bash you shine
E
A
That even polishes your socks
Bm
But I think the worst of those
You see with the glass
G
where you can see what you want
But you can bet your donkey
E
that ain't no way short
Of a blowtorch
A
you're gonna get nothing out of that
D
Then how about those
on the men's room wall?
G
Boys, you know what I mean
You have seen them all
E
And when you lose six bits
in one of them boogers
A
You're just too embarrassed to complain
D
So you just kinda go home by yourself
G
I'd like to meet the man
A
G
who invented the coin machine
D
B
Well, he must have hated mankind
E
and every other living thing
A
G
A
I bet he had a motto
D
on his wall in frozen rhyme
G
D
B
Sayin' you get nothin' for a nickel,
E
A
D
twice as much for a
Bm
D
G
E
A
dime
D
Now, I heard this story
about a fella one time
G
who certainly is a hero of mine
E
He ranks right up there
with John Wayne,
A
Burke Reynolds
and Merle Haggard
D
Seemed there was a certain
soft drink machine
G
that was rustin' old camp tankers
E
and mean and it took him
but just one too many quarters
A
and his mind snapped.
So he went out to his car
Bm
D
and looked up under the seat
G
and he whipped out a .45,
clean and neat.
E
He walked up to that machine
and said, hand that over son,
A
it's your last chance.
D
Then he plugged that thing
about three or four times
G
right up un der that blinkin'
have a coke sign.
E
Then he just coughed and spit
a four hundred dollars worth of
A
quarters and died.
D
The judge called his self defense.
G
I'd like to meet the man
A
G
who invented the coin machine
D
Bm
Well, he must have hated mankind
B
E
an d every other living thing
A
G
A
I bet he had a motto
D
on his wall in frozen rhyme
G
D
B
Said, you get nothing for a nickel,
E
A
D
twice as much for a dime
Outro 1
D
Bm
D
G
E
A
Bm
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