Television
Television

Television easy guitar chords by Dr. John

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Guitar
Tuning

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  • G

  • Cm

    3

  • Gm

    3

  • F

  • C

  • Bb

  • Dm

  • Em

  • Am

  • D

  • Gdim

    5

  • Edim

  • Adim

  • C#dim

    4

  • Bbdim

  • G

  • Cm

    3

  • Gm

    3

  • F

  • C

  • Bb

  • Dm

  • Em

  • Am

  • D

  • Gdim

    5

  • Edim

  • Adim

  • C#dim

    4

  • Bbdim

    • Intro 1



    Verse 1
    Making 
    babies, 

    like 
    babies 
    make 
    faces 

    Time 
    alone, 
    helpin' 
    on 
    to 
    the 
    races 

    Sometime 
    I 
    dream 
    about 
    getting 
    fixed 

    Out 
    my 
    mind, 
    soon 
    as 
    we 
    dig 
    I 
    kiss 

    If 
    it don't 
    look 
    nasty, 

    I 
    won't 
    make 
    babies 

    Too 
    many 
    miles 
    to 
    be 
    about 
    to 
    go 
    crazy 

    How 
    come 
    we 
    never 
    watch 

    tele
    vision? 

    How 
    come 
    we 
    never 
    watch 
    television? 

    Scattered 
    and 
    splattered 
    on 

    the love 
    all 
    the time 

    Scratchin' 
    and scram
    blin' 
    and 

    we'd 
    never 
    have 
    a dime 

    Livin' 
    for lov
    in' 
    all 
    the 
    time 

    Did
    n't 
    have 
    it on 
    us, 

    it should 
    be 
    a nat
    ural 
    crime 


    Verse 2
    T 
    -T 
    -T 
    -Television 

    Verse 3

    T 
    -T 
    -T 
    -Television 

    Use 
    our 
    whole 
    card 

    for 
    a 
    ten minute 
    thing 

    Just 
    like 
    love 

    but 
    on 
    the 
    wing 

    Treat 
    the 
    small 
    fry 
    like 
    stepchildren 

    Move 
    on 
    away, 
    baby, 
    cause 
    we 
    too 
    willing 

    Out 
    the bedroom, 
    it's all 
    null and 
    void 

    Be 
    cheaper 
    to 
    sleep 
    with 

    Sigmund 

    Freud 

    How 
    come 
    we 
    never 
    watch 

    tele
    vision? 

    How 
    come 
    we 
    never 
    watch 
    tele
    vision? 

    Scattin' 
    and sproutin' 

    on 
    love 
    all 
    the 
    time 

    Scratchin' 
    and scram
    blin' 
    ain't 

    no 
    never 
    have 
    or 
    die 

    Livin' 
    for 
    lov
    in' 
    all 
    the 
    time 

    Livin' 
    dammit 
    on 
    love, 
    it 
    should 
    be 
    a nat
    ural 
    crime 




    I 
    come 
    in 
    that 
    world 
    to 
    watch 
    television 
    I 

    come 
    in 
    that world 
    to 
    watch 
    television 

    How 
    come 
    we 
    nev
    er 

    watch 
    television? 

    How come 
    we 
    never 
    watch 
    television? 

    Sweet 
    nothings, 
    I'm 
    the erotic 

    Love 
    may 
    drive 
    me 

    totally 
    psychotic 

    Even 
    when 
    life 
    seems 
    chaot
    ic 

    Love 
    act 
    on 
    me 
    like 
    a 

    strong 
    narcot
    ic 

    Scattered 
    and 
    splattered 
    on 

    the look 
    all 
    the 
    time 

    Scratchin' 
    and scramblin' 

    and I 
    never 
    have 
    a 
    dime 

    Liv
    in' 
    for 
    lovin', 
    baby, 
    all 
    the 
    time 

    Dabbin' 
    on 
    love, 

    it should 
    be 
    a 
    nat
    ural 
    crime 


    Television 

    Television, 
    how 
    come 
    you 

    don't ever 
    watch 
    television? 

    Television, 
    how 
    come, 

    how 
    come 
    you 
    don't 
    ever 
    watch 
    television? 

    Mm -hm
    m. 

    He's 
    in 
    no 
    condition. 

    He's 
    still 
    on 
    television. 

    Verse 4
    High 
    car, 
    in 
    a high 
    car 

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