was surfing on the internet
I met this girl I know I can't forget
I just wanted to romance her,
And make her my sweet laptop dancer.
I said, my honey, if you really care,
You would show me all your software.
Well, I tore her of my hard drive,
Our romance just came alive.
I know I can't sleep at night
Just thinking of your megabytes
But when I got into your website,
I knew that things would be alright.
You should see my brand new Pentium,
and even operate my Fox Motel.
Then you could come back to my house,
and play with my cordless mouse.
And I went surfing, surfing,
and he went surfing, surfing.
Your flatbeds kinda seemed
Boy, I really have to work
When I peeped into your windows
I knew right then I had to propose
I knew I just could not resist,
when you took out your floppy disk.
And I was surfing, and she was surfing,
and we were surfing, online.
And I was surfing, and she was surfing,
and we were surfing, online.
And we were surfin' all night