Designated Drivers chords by Jeff Foxworthy

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Verse 1
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 (G major) Wouldn't  really live anywhere
but
Atlanta, though.
Atlanta. I think we got
one of the best cities in the country here.
I really do.
Well, I mean, the people here, everybody's real friendly, and
we got beautiful women here.
And we're nice people, but we don't use the lines on
the street, do we?
I'm telling you what, you come here, you're coming
to a city where merge is a personal challenge.
I'll merge with you.
Come on out here.
In
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Atlanta, traffic  (F major) lights are merely a sug
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 (G major) gestion at this point, too, ain't it?
The other day, we saw this
guy.
He's in his car.
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He's at the red light in the right -hand  (C major) lane going,
Hold on, baby, because as as this turns green,
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G 
we're going to make  (B flat major) a left -hand turn here.  (G major) 
That's a big deal nowadays, too,
you know?
This drinking and driving.
They say if you go out drinking, take along somebody that's not drinking
to be your designated driver.
How many of you are
designated drivers?
Two people, she's got a beer
right there in front of her.
Well,
Jeff, I drink with my left hand,
I drive with my right,
so.
No matter how drunk this hand
F 
gets, I  (F major) get home.
G 
 (G major) One person in the homeroom does,
hope you got a big car.
I like the designated driver
program, I really do.
Because anything's safer
than the way we used to do it.
Hey dude, get up,
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G 
give us a ride  (E flat major) home,  (G major) man.
Come on, what do say, we'll buy you a beer,
come on, what do say?
You know the problem with
the designated driver program?
It's not a desirable job.
But if you ever get talked into doing it,
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G 
 (F major) have fun  (G major) with them.
Like at the end of the night,
drop them off in the wrong house.
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C 
 (B flat major) Preferably  in their boss's  (C major) front yard
G 
or  (G major) something.
You can make money on them, too.
Drunks will give you money for anything.
This is what you do.
Cram as many of them as you can
get in your car.
On the way home,
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G 
 (F major) stop at every  (G major) gas station you come to.
Get out.
Pretend like you're putting gas
in the car.
Make them pay for a full tank.
You make 400 or 500 in
a 10 -mile stretch there.
Bill, the mileage on this
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thing sucks.  (G major) 
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Don't  (G major) drink and drive,
seriously, it's not funny.