Key: D# minor•
Verse 1
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Alright, I'm going to sing you some songs.
Who wants to hear some songs?
The first song I'm going sing tonight
It's called Looking for Love
It's off my new album,
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That's a true story.
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Let me do something.
That's on my album
called Save a Whore,
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did something on that as well.
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You know what I'm going to stop doing?
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Buying off -brands.
You know the Blackberries?
I want to say, I bought a Dingleberry.
the other day,
about an Indian prostitute that
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finds religion.
I'm writing a soundtrack to it.
It's called the Squawskank
Redemption.
It'll be out soon.
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I hope you enjoyed this song.
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All right, here we go.
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I'd like to sing for you.
All right.
This is irritating the hell out of me.
It's been bugging me for weeks.
Kim Jong Il, North Korea, that little son.
You know what?
He like, we got nuclear weapons.
We will use nuclear weapons.
You know what? Good luck.
Kim Jong finding somebody tall enough
to reach the button over there in that country, all right,
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that's what I do.
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That's what do.
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Hey, when Martha Stewart was in prison,
she got an Emmy.
You believe that? In prison.
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And I'm like, big deal, I got a buddy in prison,
got a Tony and a Steve.
Hope you like this.
This is for y 'all ladies.
It's a song about PMS.
I come up with a while back
and you're gonna enjoy it.
It's an old ragtime tune
that I thought up.
That's right.
if it's ever released
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because it is the best song
you'll hear about it period.
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I guarantee you that.
that you don't understand.
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He said, hogwash, if that's true,
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They say when
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a female teacher
has sex with a student,
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it's abuse. I say, it's pretty damn lucky.
All right, that's what I
clinic
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that just opened up down from my house, which is fine,
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but I think it's wrong to have a sign up that says, the grand opening.
50 ways to leave your lover?
Remember that song?
I got more ways.
BB guns and bird feeders.
Either that or don't screw a parrot.
Because if you do, he'll tell
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the neighbors.
you take the street
you lived on
and the first pet and you put it together,
Biscayne and stuff?
My porno name is Snowball
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810 14th Street.
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsEb Db Gb Abm Cb...
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