Key: Eb major
Verse 1
G
A
there's a substitute for milk,
G
A
G
there's a substitute for rubber,
A
G
there's a substitute for silk.
D
C
Now these scientists are funny guys,
D
C
that is from what I hide.
D
C
They're working on a substitute
Bb
A
C#m
D
which you may think of's odd.
C
D
C
D
C
D
C
D
Ebdim
Em
They're working on a substitute for love,
A
D
you just go out and
Ebdim
Em
A
buy yourself a pill.
D
B
a groom won't need a room,
D
Em
With a pill?
A
D
B
No more will men wind up as
C
Em
A
nervous wrecks,
D
Ebdim
C
cause scientists have put a hex on,
D
B
and a little Bunsen brighter
Em
A
Each pill will have your fa
vorite girl like Angelina
Em
G
And for a buck you'll be able to
D
Bm
buy a can of Lanatoina
Em
A
D
Ebdim
They're working on a substitute for love
D
A
G
A
G
A
G
A
G
Em
A
divorce will be nil
A
G
for beating a pill?
for the girl that you adore
A
D
B
Em
You just go out and buy yourself a pill
A
G
A bride won't need a groom,
Bm
D
B
a groom won't need a room
With a pill?
Em
A
D
B
No more will you desire
A
D
Ebdim
Cause you can have her now
B
Em
A
in a glass of water
G
Bm
But here's one thing that
D
Bm
I forgot to mention
B
Em
A
And this is my advice,
F#m
B
and this is my contention
Bm
G
Until this bill is perfected
D
Bm
and you need no prevention
B
Em
Better hang on
D
Bm
D
To your old invention
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