Key: Gb major•
Verse 1
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This is Larry the Cable Guy,
and I got me a puppy dog
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Every Christmas I think of this puppy dog.
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This poem about my puppy dog
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is called, My Dog Likes
Sticks and Horse Turds.
Goes like this. Sorry.
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Just breaks me up when I think about it.
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I spend lots of money on dog food.
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I think that's so absurd.
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Cause that ungrateful daggum dog likes
My dog has fat -free food.
He likes sticks and horse turds.
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Animal writers say dogs are just like humans,
and I think their vision's
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blurred.
Cause I like burgers and fries.
Dogs don't care about what
they eat.
Sometimes they'll eat a bird.
Give them a turkey Thanksgiving that gum
That's right.
Redheads are preferred dogs.
Don't care about naked girls.
They're content
with sticks and horse turds
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God bless sticks and horse turds.
My dog's two favorite things
Expensive dog food.
He don't need
Unless Alpo makes stick
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Get her now
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