stealing bottles from my dad

stealing bottles from my dad easy guitar chords by William Beckmann

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

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Fret 1

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    • Intro 1


    Verse 1
    Well, 

    this 
    here 
    19 year old 
    prepubescent 

    went down 
    the 
    street 
    to the 

    7- eleven 

    and walked 
    right 
    up 
    to the 
    cashier, 

    holding 
    two 
    cold 
    cases 
    of beer. 

    Verse 2
    And I smiled 
    and gave 
    him my 
    fake 
    ID 

    and 
    he took 
    one 
    good 
    hard 
    look 
    at me 

    and 
    he laughed 
    and he said: 
    kid, 

    nice 
    try 
    but, 
    uh, 
    uh, 
    not 
    tonight. 

    Verse 3
    Well, 
    I got 
    pissed 
    off 
    and 

    I drove 
    outta 
    there, 

    wish
    ing 
    I was older 
    with a little 

    more 
    facial 
    hair 

    but above 
    wishing 
    I had 
    me 
    just 

    a 
    little 
    bit of 
    alcohol. 

    Verse 4
    So, 
    I sat 
    around 
    thinking 
    what 
    to do, 

    trying 
    to 
    fig
    ure 
    out 
    how 

    I’d score 
    some booze 

    and I 
    thought 
    to myself 
    unfortunately, 


    I’m gonna 
    have 
    to go 
    to 
    plan 
    B. 

    I’m 
    Verse 5
    stealing, stealing 

    bottles 
    from my 
    dad, 

    no, 
    it’s really, 

    it's 
    really 
    not 
    that 
    bad. 

    Stealing 
    whiskey, 
    stealing 
    wine, 

    taking 
    whatever 
    I can 
    find, 

    from 
    time 
    to time 
    I’ve had 
    to steal 

    bottles 
    from 
    my 
    dad. 

    Verse 6

    Well, 
    I’ve done 
    it once, 
    maybe 
    twice, 

    hell, 
    who am 
    I kidding 

    I’ve done 
    it all 
    my life, 

    but, 
    hey, 
    who’s counting, 

    no 
    not 
    me, 

    I’m only five 
    finger discounting. 


    Verse 7
    Don’t you 
    worry, 
    daddy, 

    I’ll pay 
    you back

    when 
    I’m old 
    enough 
    to 

    buy that 
    Tennessee 
    Jack 

    and 
    I’ll re
    stock 
    your 
    en

    tire 
    liquor 
    cabinet 

    with your 
    fa
    vourite 
    scotch: Mr 

    Verse 8
    Buchanans. 

    Lord knows 
    I’ve stolen 
    at least 
    a 
    dozen 

    over 
    the years 
    but 
    so has 

    my 
    brother 
    and cousin. 

    We’re good kids, 

    I swear 
    we 
    ain’t punk
    s, 

    it’s just 
    that 
    we steal 
    to 
    get drunk. 

    Verse 9
    Folks, 
    please 
    don’t call 

    me 
    thief 
    or a crook, 

    oh, 
    yeah, 
    if you see 
    my 
    dad 

    tell 
    him not 
    to look 

    in the 
    refrigerator 
    to
    night. 

    N.C. 

    I’m pretty sure 
    he’s all 

    outta 
    Coor’s light. 

    Verse 10
    I’m 
    stealing, stealing 
    bottles 
    from 
    my 
    dad, 

    no, 
    it’s really, 

    it's 
    really 
    not 
    that 
    bad. 

    Stealing 
    tequila, 
    stealing 
    (lyrics?) wine 

    taking 
    whatever 
    I 
    can 
    find, 

    from time 
    to time 
    I’ve had 
    to steal 

    bottles 
    from 
    my 
    dad. 

    Verse 11
    Stealing 
    bottles 
    from 
    my 
    dad, 
    no, 

    it’s really 
    not 
    that 
    bad, 

    stealing 
    whis
    key, 
    steal
    ing 
    wine, 

    taking 
    whatever 
    I can 
    find. 

    From 
    time 
    to time 
    I’ve had 
    to 
    steal 

    bottles 
    from 
    my 
    dad, 

    but it 
    ain’t that 
    bad, 

    he 
    still loves 
    me 
    ... 

    Outro 1
    even though 
    I 
    drink 
    his 
    whiskey. 



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