Shed Reading (Rattus Norvegicus)

Shed Reading (Rattus Norvegicus) easy guitar chords by Black Flag

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    • Verse 1
    I am 
    Rattus Norvegicus 

    I'm sitting 
    in some shit- hole 

    rat's nest and I'm a 
    little angry 

    I wanted to be 
    a talk show host, 

    not a rat 

    You men think 
    you 
    have it bad 

    with wo
    men? 

    Well, I've got 
    it a lot worse let 

    me tell you 

    What am 
    I gonna say to some nice 

    looking girl who I 
    wanna meet? 

    I can tread water 
    for over 
    36 hours? 

    I can 
    chew through lead pipes 

    and 
    cinderblocks? 

    I can run on 
    telephone wires? 

    And what if I do 
    get the girl home? 
    Can't fit 
    her through the door, 

    Verse 2
    it's too small 


    Yeah, I got a lot 
    of gripes 

    How'd you like to have a tail 
    that went through your body 

    to drag around all the 
    time? 

    Not 
    my idea of fun by 
    a long shot 

    And do you see the neighborhoods 
    that I'm forced 
    to live in? 

    Those people 
    live like pigs 

    Verse 3


    Can't catch the subway, 

    they haven't built 
    it yet 

    Can't catch 
    the up- town bus 

    I can't reach the step- up 

    Verse 4
    Hey taxi 

    And everyone 
    wants to 
    kill me, 

    feed me drugs, and poison 

    Put electrodes 
    in my head and make me run 

    on treadmills 

    Dissect, 
    bi
    sect, 

    and defect me 

    Bind, blind, maim 
    and tame me 

    Verse 5
    Are you 
    folks crazy? 

    You never invite 
    me to your parties as 

    if I would really wanna go 
    anyhow 

    Have you 
    ever asked me to go to a 

    movie? 

    How 'bout 
    bowling? 

    Verse 6
    You ever seen a 
    rat cry? 
    I got 
    tears 


    And I have a heart- 

    and I've got brains 

    If you could just 
    see past the fur 

    I think that 
    you would see 

    that I'm a lot like 
    you 

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