Key: Ab major
Verse 1
Hello, loves.
what occurred a fortnight ago
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at my ana lyst's office.
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So let's pick up with what we were
talking about last time
with your, you know,
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unresolved and anger issues
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an d the re sid ual angers
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and the animosities
that you have left over
from the eighties,
the nineteen hundred and eighties.
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What am I doing?
Dr. Branagh,
you've been my analyst
for 20 years
and we've never talked about anything
substantial
because you talk so slowly
that it takes you forever to ask
me anything.
Oh, Bill, come now.
You're obviously...
Joking.
You chat slowly,
you find some other filibuster
to kill time.
Like right now,
how you're raising your wrist
ever so slowly to gander at your watch.
I just have concern
for when my next... patient... is... coming in.
I just got here!
Look, all your myriad
ways of wasting time
have led me to believe
the hour
I've been coming here for two decades
and I've learned nothing
about myself.
Yellow? Hold that thought. Yes?
Oh, wow.
Okay. What? Yeah.
What are the choices again?
Mm -hmm.
Mm -hmm.
What are you doing?
Mm -hmm. Asparagus. Asparagus?
Yeah.
Mm -hmm. What? Yes, I am.
Okay, you were saying?
What was that all about?
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He was on Who Wants to Be
a Millionaire?
The daytime version.
With Meredith Vieira.
Comes on every week. Day.
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At three o 'clock.
In the post meridian.
In a lot of markets.
Right, I got that. Immediately.
Okay?
So it's just another example
of you over -explaining everything
to kill time.
Oh, yikes.
Look out.
There comes the metermate.
I have to pop out and move my car.
I will be right back.
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Hey, so where were we?
Where were we?
Where the bloody devil were you?
It's been 30 minutes.
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Oh, yeah, you know who the
parking in this neighborhood is
What you know what
you smell like falafel?
Okay, we were talking
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about your anger is sues
in the 1980s.
Yes. We've been on that topic
for at least five years now
To a breakthrough
I can't believe your nerve Paul
You just took a falafel ball
and popped it in your mouth right in
front of me
your anger
because it seems to grow by the
minute
for some reason.
The reason is bloody obvious!
Wait, what are the choices again?
Asparagus.
I'm not 100 % sure.
Okay, bye.
Now come on,
there's no possible way
they could call you twice
Okay, that was my wife.
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She wanted to see what I would like for dinner,
and one of the options
also happened to be asparagus.
I'm sorry, is that okay with you?
Okay, look, I'm sorry, I'm sor -
Wait, no, you know what?
I'm not sorry.
You're without a doubt
the worst analyst since Freud.
put this, but um...
Um, the hour's up. What?!
Actually, we're over by a
couple of minutes.
Yikes.
Oh, hey. Uh -oh.
Hey, is that your car
they're towing out there?
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
Because I didn't want to make you angry,
obviously.
What with your issues and all.
Good sir, we are finished forever.
Okay,
I'll bill you for those extra two minutes, okay?
Hey Nancy, send in my two o 'clock at
like 2 .13.
I've got some guitar
hero to take care of in here. you
How did you like the song?
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