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Ready Me Ready chords by 
Pato Banton 
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Verse 1
Ready Me Ready
D
by P. Murray
F
I'm gonna tell you 'bout a thing that
E
happen long time gone
Eb
D
while Pato Banton was down
in London
F
E
it's been a secret now for far too long
Eb
so right about now me
D
want tell everyone.
Verse 2
D
Ready me ready
Verse 3
and a gone me gone.
D
When I go to London I get
accommodation
from my aunt Patsy who
lives in Brixton.
She's young free and single
and a trouble to a man.
if she ever gets married I'm
sorry for the husband.
She would wear the pants and he would
wear the apron
she would make him wash the
plates and scrub the dutchpan.
The other evening we were in the
house playing Koon- Kan
a card game invented by
a very wise man.
When I won six games straight my
aunt shouted: "Oh! damn."
then "bring bring" the telephone rang.
I threw down the cards and to the
phone I ran
'cause I was expecting a call from a
lovely woman.
Her name was Pat she lived
up north in Islington
it was either love, lust or infatuation.
"Hello is Pato there?"
was he first question.
Cool as cucumber I replied: "You're
speaking to the man."
"Can you come round tonight?"
was her second question.
I said: "Darling your wish
is my command."
She gave me her address and said:
"See ya later on."
I just hung up the phone and said:
"Auntie me gone."
Verse 4
D
Out of the front door heading
in one direction
I was walking towards
Brixton tube station.
On the Victoria Line I'd reach my
destination
'cause it's only ten stops from
Brixton to Islington.
Brixton, Stockwell, Vauxall, Pimlico
I was on my way to see a
lovely woman.
Victoria, Green Park, Oxford Circus,
Warren St.
then the next stop was Houston.
Two stops left from my destination
the King Cross (St. Panoras) then
Highbury Islington.
To reach Pat's house, it never take long
me just ask a couple of people
for the direction.
Me just run up the stairs
and press the intercom
a voice said: "Who's that?"
Me say: "Pato Banton."
When she opened the door
my heart went bang!
this was beauty beyond all imagination.
Inside I went without no hesitation
'cause to stay all night was my intention.
The tele' signed off at half past one
then me and Pat had
a short conversation.
Then to the bedroom me get me invitation
so now me a go tell you what went on.
The gal took off her wig and put it on a wall
you should have seen how her was bald.
Me so shock and surprised
I could not laugh
that's when she tool out her teeth
and put them in a glass.
I could tell she was a suffer
from eczema
'cause all over she rashy all over.
She come up to me and
start whisper:
"Tonight Pato Banton you will
be my lover."
Me just pick up me jacket
and fling on me cap
out of the front door me start to gallop.
D
D
Even when the gal a shout out:
"Pato come back!"
D
D
gone me gone and me
Eb
D
D
nar come
D
D
back.
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