Key: D minor
Intro 1
Am
F
Dm
F
Am
Dm
Am
Verse 1
E
Am
wizard who lives in the shoe,
C#m
Dm
C#
My body's quite muscular,
Am
Gm
Oh yes, you'll be
Dm
F
Dm
F
Am
sorry.
Am
Dm
that's what I'm telling you
I've got a sensitive nose,
hell, I'll root for your son
Dm
Am
E
Am
E
Am
I'm faster than a gun so you can hide
Dm
Am
But you can't run
I'm an old school warlock
than Goldilocks
Stay away from my kid,
or I'll beat you with my cock
You may be an animal,
but I'm a magical mammal
Am
F
who can turn you into ash
Am
E
Am
E
You got all of the id an
F
Am
d none of the ego
E
Am
Eb
E
You're all bark and no bite
C
F
E
I'm the supine lupine,
my libido kills sunshine
F
E
I'm the new norm, like stepmother porn
Dm
Am
Like a snatch -and -grab in a college dorm
I'm everything that's real,
adorable baby cows
who scream for their mom
Am
E
Am
mies when they die
E
Am
I'll take your reality and
E
Am
I'll break it in half
B
Am
You could say I'm the
E
Dm
mother of disaster
Am
E
You're a shitty little bastard.
Am
F
I'm the local oboe
Am
E
Am
Here is my lap, come take a seat.
like your daddy at bedtime.
Dm
Am
E
Holding you tight and reading
I'm a hepatitis outbreak
E
Am
I'm realer than real,
I only got bad news.
cause I win and you lose.
and you're crying boo -hoo
because you know deep inside
E
B
that nobody loves you.
I give money to charity.
Every year on my birthday
people send me cards and letters.
Little old ladies still smile
at me.
Puppies aren't afraid of me.
I get more hugs than hate mail.
And I go to bed happy.
Can you say that?
You sad, sad man.
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