Key: E major
Verse 1
I baked a hundred loaves of bread,
I fell down on my head.
ate food that I regretted.
My hair's unruly
and I learned to make tabbouleh.
I watched every single movie.
so I joined a subcommittee
I learned the word abrogation,
tried to find a new vocation
tryin' to steal some toilet paper
I learned about hydroxychloroquine
tryin' to get some unemployment
for a meeting on Zoom
I wore my sleeve on my heart,
I found a new body part
and how to meditate
but I still felt like a stud
I thought I got COVID
made my own tortillas
I became unemployed,
started getting paranoid
and got bit by a mosquito
D
A
Blew a garden full of cheer,
I got cauliflower here
I killed my cooking shit,
I was acting like a nut
I've been living in a bubble
A
D
Everything was unbearable,
I gotta get some social distance
to help with my existence
I'm feelin' undesirous,
all about coronavirus
I'm a least essential worker
I use my undies for a mask
I got a stimulus check,
but I feel like a wreck
I read every single book
D
A
I might blast off, but I cover my cough
A
G
D
and I'm lookin' kinda shaggy, uh -huh
Well, I'm the king of innuendo,
I can make a big crescendo
Maybe I should join the Navy,
I guess I think I need an exorcist
but I'm feelin' like a shut -in
and I'm feelin' kinda snotty
D
A
Need a nurse, I suppose,
D
A
try my Q -tip up my nose
I'm in love with Dr. Fauci
or maybe go and rob a bank
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsD G A
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