Saturday afternoon,
month of May,
raccoon, case of beer, moonshine,
shoot a deer, landmine, step on a duck,
you know you're in luck,
big buck, rack of lamb,
blame it all on Uncle Sam.
I'm puttin' up a pole barn,
pole barn, pole barn
I'm puttin' up a pole barn for you
Darlin', I'm puttin' up a pole barn,
pole barn, pole barn
I'm puttin' up a pole barn for you
Better not trespass,
spit and snot, kick your ass
Stab a cha, slingshot, chainsaw,
above the law, me and my buds
Wearin' some old duds,
sippin' suds, act a fool,
stare at my above ground
I'm puttin' up a pole barn,
pole barn, pole barn,
I'm puttin' up a pole barn for you,
darling
I'm puttin' up a pole barn,
pole barn, pole barn
I'm puttin' up a pole barn for you
Stone an ordinance,
build a barbed wire fence
Town council meetings,
people hurt my feelings
Don't mow the lawn, go to the pawn shop
Ad hoc shopping cart, fill it up
Down to the wall bar
I'm puttin' up a pole barn,
pole barn, pole barn
I'm puttin' up a pole barn for you,
darlin'
I'm puttin' up a pole barn,
pole barn, pole barn
I'm puttin' up a pole barn for you
Heel to toe, do -si -do
Catch a tiger by the toe
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Watch a Jerry Springer show
Born to catch fish, satellite dish
Make a wish, it's not hard
when a bagel's in the front yard
I'm puttin' up a pole barn,
pole barn, pole barn
I'm puttin' up a pole barn for you,
darlin'
I'm puttin' up a pole barn,
pole barn, pole barn
I'm puttin' up a pole barn for you
Darling, you've got a lot of jokes
And I know you prefer to call it aunties
But the neighbors, honey,
they all think we're freaks
And when we win the lottery,
that's what we'll make them see
Until then, baby, it ain't no shit
I got a job to do,
and I hear it ringin' in my head
I'm putting up a pole barn,
pole barn, pole barn,
I'm putting up a pole barn for you.
Darling, I'm putting up a pole barn,
a pole cat pole barn,
I'm putting up a pole barn for you.
I'm putting up a pole barn,
pole barn, pole barn,
I'm putting up a pole barn for you.
Darling, I'm putting up a pole barn,
pole barn, pole barn
I'm putting up a pole barn for you
Well, I'm putting up a pole barn for you
Yes, I'm putting up a pole
barn for you
Wahoo! Hee -haw! you