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Statler Brothers
Statler Brothers

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Verse 1
G
C#dim
Bbdim
C#dim
A
Am
D
G
D
G

Sometimes I
C#dim
A
Am
D
G
C
Am

think my honey thinks money grows on trees
D
C
E

She blows through our bank account like
A
D

a whirlwind goes through leaves
B

When there's nothing left but branches and
C
C#dim

the green's all gone award

That's when she pulls that
A
Am
D
Dm

plastic out and says,
Cm
D
G
C#dim

Put it on the car, she says,
Cm
D
G
C#dim
Bbdim
A
Am
D
G

put it on the car.
D
G
C#dim
C
Am

Can't balance bills and budgets,
C
D
G
C

so little cash, so many stores.
Am
D
C
E

She charges like a raging bull,
A

I'm just a clumsy matador
D
B

At shopaholic's counseling,
C
C#dim

she caught everyone off guard
A
Am

When she told her psychiat rist
D
Cm
D
G

to just put it on the car
C#dim
Cm
D
G

She said, put it on the car,
Bbdim
A
Am
D
G

doc
D
G
C

One day you'll see her
Am
D

statue in the
G

Shopper's
C#dim

Mall of
Am

Fame
D
C
E

They'll give credit where credit's due,
A
D

but it'll all be in my name
B

And when I'm finally called away,
C
C#dim

she won't take it hard
G
C#dim

If that funeral parlor will
A
D
Cm
D

just let her put it on the card
G
C#dim
B

If they want cash,
C
C#dim

she'll just have to plant me in the yard
D

But I'll go out in style if she can
Cm
D
G
C#dim

put it on the car
A
D

Put it on the car
G
C#dim

Maybe a double -breasted suit
A
D

Put it on the car
G
A

Put a red limousine
D

Put it on the car
G
C#dim

Or something in black marble
A
D

Put it on the car
G

About the size of the
C#dim

Washington

Monument
A
D

Put it on the card
Outro 1
G
Bbdim
Am
D
G
C
G

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Chords
  • G

  • C#dim

    4
  • Bbdim

  • A

  • Am

  • D

  • C

  • E

  • B

    2
  • Dm

  • Cm

    3

Capo: 2

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