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Put it on the card easy guitar chords by Statler Brothers

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 2

Capo

Transpose

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Capo

  • G

  • C#dim

    4

  • Bbdim

  • A

  • Am

  • D

  • C

  • E

  • B

    2

  • Dm

  • Cm

    3

  • Dbdim

    4

  • G

  • C#dim

    4

  • Bbdim

  • A

  • Am

  • D

  • C

  • E

  • B

    2

  • Dm

  • Cm

    3

  • Dbdim

    4
    • Verse 1
    Sometimes 
    I 

    think 
    my 
    honey 
    thinks 
    money 
    grows 
    on 
    trees 

    She 
    blows 
    through 
    our 
    bank 
    account 
    like 

    a 
    whirlwind 
    goes 
    through 
    leaves 

    When 
    there's 
    nothing 
    left 
    but 
    branches 
    and 

    the 
    green's 
    all 
    gone 
    award 

    That's 
    when 
    she 
    pulls 
    that 

    plastic 
    out 
    and 
    says, 

    Put 
    it 
    on 
    the 
    car, 
    she 
    says, 

    put 
    it 
    on 
    the 
    car. 

    Can't 
    balance 
    bills 
    and 
    budgets, 

    so 
    little 
    cash, 
    so 
    many 
    stores. 

    She 
    charges 
    like 
    a 
    raging 
    bull, 

    I'm 
    just 
    a 
    clumsy 
    matador 

    At 
    shopaholic's 
    counseling, 

    she 
    caught 
    everyone 
    off 
    guard 

    When 
    she 
    told 
    her 
    psychi
    at
    rist 

    to 
    just 
    put 
    it 
    on 
    the 
    car 

    She 
    said, 
    put 
    it 
    on 
    the 
    car, 

    doc 

    One 
    day 
    you'll 
    see 
    her 

    statue 
    in 
    the 

    Shopper's 

    Mall 
    of 

    Fame 

    They'll 
    give 
    credit 
    where 
    credit's 
    due, 

    but 
    it'll 
    all 
    be 
    in 
    my 
    name 

    And 
    when 
    I'm 
    finally 
    called 
    away, 

    she 
    won't 
    take 
    it 
    hard 

    If 
    that 
    fu
    neral 
    par
    lor 
    will 

    just 
    let 
    her 
    put 
    it 
    on 
    the 
    card 

    If 
    they 
    want 
    cash, 

    she'll 
    just 
    have 
    to 
    plant 
    me 
    in 
    the 
    yard 

    But 
    I'll 
    go 
    out 
    in 
    style 
    if 
    she 
    can 

    put 
    it 
    on 
    the 
    car 

    Put 
    it on 
    the 
    car 

    Maybe 
    a 
    double 
    -breasted 
    suit 

    Put 
    it on 
    the 
    car 

    Put 
    a 
    red 
    limousine 

    Put 
    it 
    on 
    the 
    car 

    Or 
    something 
    in 
    black 
    marble 

    Put 
    it 
    on 
    the 
    car 

    About 
    the 
    size 
    of the 

    Washington 

    Monument 

    Put 
    it on 
    the 
    card 

    Outro 1

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