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Pre-skool Prostitute easy guitar chords by 
Gwar
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Intro 1
B5
D
Em
D
Em
D
G
D
G
D
G
D
Bm
D
Em
D
G
D
Em
D
G
Bm
C#5
E5
G
C#5
E5
D
G
Bm
D
Em
C#5
D
Em
C#5
D
Em
C#5
D
Em
G
Bb5
G
Verse 1
Em
I saw a friend just the other day
G
he didn't have too much to say
D
Em
He looked crazy,
he looked insane
G
He couldn't talk because his tongue
Em
was inflamed
And then he tried to run away
From some chick that was
G
D
coming this way
Em
I think I thought I knew who she was
A little junkie whore that's a big
D
E5
D
G
ugly scuz
Verse 2
Bm
I didn't have to go
D
E5
Em
to far
G
Flashed 20 bucks and then
D
Em
she got in the car
G
Tried to talk to her but she
Bm
D
E5
called me a fool
D
G
I tried to give her money
D
And put her family through school
E5
D
G
Cause she's a real tough mama when she
D
E5
D
wear'swomen's clothes
G
Everybody knows she she's got a bone
D
E5
D
through her nose
G
D
Em
She's really hot, he's hot to trot,
D
G
but when she gets home
D
G#5
G
Daddies all over her twat
Verse 3
Db
Pre sckool prostitute
Db5
Cb5
Db5
Ab5
Abb
All the drugs that
Db5
Abm
Ab5
Abb
you can shoot
Db5
G
Dbm
Ab5
Pre School prostitute
G
Slave to the brute
Verse 4
Em
I finally gave up, let her
do what she please
Wouldn't have sex with her
cause I got a disease
But she told a sad story
'bout a family in woe
She was getting fingered
by her Daddies big toe
He was the first
It was the worst
She came in a limo and she left in a hearse
She became five
She's still alive
G
Better call the bug man cause your
Em
twat is a hive
Verse 5
Em
Preschool Prostitute
D
Em
A5
D
All the drugs that you can shoot
Em
Preschool Prostitute
E5
D
Em
Am
Slave to the brute
D
Tried to
Verse 6
G
talk to her but she
called me a fool
E5
G
I tried to give her money
And put her family through school
Em
G
She's a real tough mama and she
E5
wear's women's clothes
G
Everybody knows she she's got a
bone through her nose
D
You're
Verse 7
E5
Em
barely out of diapers
G
and you're wearing a wig
A5
D
You might be a baby but you
smell like a pig
Em
G
She got to five she's still alive
C#m
D
better call the bugman cause your
E5
twat is a hive.
Em
G
A naughty nanny
Your grumpy Granny
A
D
A rusty tire iron hanging out her fanny
Em
G
C#m
D
G#5
Oh, you little English schoolgirl you
G#b
C#
G#m
G#5
G#b
C#5
C#
Verse 8
G#5
G#b
C#
G#m
Vengeance is mine
G#5
G#b
C#
A
C#
drunken, drunken,
drunken, drunken,
G
Db
drunken, drunken...
Outro 1
Preschool Prostitute
G
Db
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Chords
B5
D
Em
G
Bm
C#5
E5
Bb5
G#5
Db
Db5
Cb5
Ab5
Abb
Abm
Dbm
A5
Am
C#m
A
G#b
C#
G#m
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