Key: Ab major
Verse 1
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Thank you very much
and welcome to the
Albert
Hall.
Not bad, eh? I've flayed some toilets
in my life.
Some size for a folk club, eh?
Fucking huge. I've been
all over the place
and it's been brilliant.
I was a month in
Ireland and a couple of months in
America
trying to get famous.
It's really difficult to get famous in
America.
Bastards won't let
you do it, you know.
But I think they've got enough
loonies there without me. I mean, look
at the president.
He's not well.
He's a fucking nutter.
He's just a prick, isn't he?
Yeah.
about telling lies.
Remember when the man said,
Mr.
President,
are you telling the truth?
He said, well, when I said I didn't know,
I didn't actually
mean that I didn't actually
know.
When I told the truth,
I was actually talking about lying.
F
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Now, when you lie about the truth and you tell the truth about lying,
it's like,
You need the bloody ready
reckoner and a slide rule.
It's because basically he's
doing it
because he's a fucking headcase.
That man, he sits at that desk in the
White
House and
the button is there that could end
the world.
Boom!
and we
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don't give them
the controls for the telly.
I don't
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