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Perform This Way chords by 
Weird Al Yankovic
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Intro 1
G
D
C
G
D
Verse 1
D
My mama
C
told me when I was hatched
G
D
Act like a superstar
C
Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress
G
D
And someday you will go far
Now on red carpets, well,
C
I'm hard to miss
G
The press follows everywhere I go
D
I'll poke your eye out
C
with a dress like this
G
D
Back off and enjoy the show!
Verse 2
D
I'm sure my critics will say
C
it's a grotesque display
G
Well they can bite me,
D
baby, I perform this way
I might be wearin' Swiss cheese
C
or maybe covered with bees
G
It doesn't mean I'm crazy,
D
I perform this way ('from this way)
Verse 3
Ooh, my little monsters pay lots
C
'cause I perform this way
G
D
Baby, I perform this way
(perform this way)
Ooh, don't worry, I'm okay,
C
hey, I just perform this way
G
D
I'm not crazy, I perform this way
Verse 4
D
I'll be a troll or evil queen
C
D
I'll be a human jelly bean
G
D
'Cause every day is Halloween for me
Verse 5
D
G
I'm so completely original
D
G
D
G
My new look is all the rage
D
I'll wrap my small intestines
C
'round my neck
G
D
G
And set fire to myself on stage
D
C
I'll wear a porcupine on my head
G
On a W- H- I- M
D
And for no reason now I'll
C
sing in French
Excusez- moi,
D
qui a PT (express yourself)
Verse 6
D
Got my straight jacket today,
C
its made of gold lame
G
No, not because I'm crazy,
D
I perform this way
I strap prime rib to my feet,
C
cover myself with raw meat
G
I'll bet you've never seen
D
a skirt steak worn this way
Am
Don't be offended
Verse 7
when you see
My latest pop monstrosity
I'm strange, weird,
C
shocking, odd, bizarre
I'm Frankenstein, I'm Avatar
D
There's nothing too embarrassing
I'll honestly do anything
But wear white after Labor Day
'Cause baby, I perform this way
Verse 8
D
Hope you won't think it's cliche
C
if I go nude today
G
Don't call the cops, now,
D
baby, I perform this way
No reason I should regret all
C
the attention I get
G
I'm not completely crazy,
D
I perform this way, yeah
Verse 9
D
I perform this way- hey,
C
I perform this way- hey
G
I'm always deviating from
D
the norm this way- hey
I perform this way- hey,
I perform this way- hey
C
I'm really not insane,
I just perform this way- hey
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