Perform This Way

Perform This Way easy guitar chords by Weird Al Yankovic

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 1

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  • G

  • D

  • C

  • Am

  • G

  • D

  • C

  • Am

  • Intro 1


    Verse 1
    My 
    mama 

    told 
    me 
    when 
    was 
    hatched 

    Act 
    like 
    superstar 

    Save 
    your 
    allowance, 
    buy 
    bubble 
    dress 

    And 
    someday 
    you 
    will 
    go 
    far 

    Now 
    on 
    red 
    carpets, 
    well, 

    I'm 
    hard 
    to 
    miss 

    The 
    press 
    follows 
    every
    where 
    go 

    I'll 
    poke 
    your 
    eye 
    out 

    with 
    dress 
    like 
    this 

    Back 
    off 
    and 
    en
    joy 
    the show! 

    Verse 2
    I'm 
    sure 
    my 
    critics 
    will 
    say 

    it's 
    grot
    esque 
    display 

    Well 
    they 
    can 
    bite 
    me, 

    baby, 
    per
    form 
    this 
    way 

    might 
    be 
    wearin' 
    Swiss 
    cheese 

    or 
    maybe 
    covered 
    with 
    bees 

    It 
    doesn't 
    mean 
    I'm 
    crazy, 

    per
    form 
    this 
    way 
    ('from this 
    way) 

    Verse 3
    Ooh, 
    my 
    little 
    monsters 
    pay 
    lots 

    'cause 
    perform 
    this way 

    Baby, 
    perform 
    this 
    way 

    (perform this 
    way) 

    Ooh, don't 
    worry, 
    I'm 
    okay, 

    hey, 
    just 
    perform 
    this way 

    I'm 
    not 
    crazy, 
    per
    form 
    this 
    way 

    Verse 4
    I'll 
    be 
    a troll 
    or 
    evil 
    queen 

    I'll 
    be 
    a human 
    jelly 
    bean 

    'Cause 
    every 
    day 
    is 
    Halloween 
    for 
    me 

    Verse 5
    I'm 
    so 
    completely 
    original 

    My 
    new 
    look 
    is 
    all 
    the 
    rage 

    I'll 
    wrap 
    my small 
    intestines 

    'round 
    my 
    neck 

    And 
    set 
    fire 
    to 
    myself 
    on 
    stage 

    I'll 
    wear 
    porcupine 
    on 
    my 
    head 

    On 
    W- 
    H- 
    I- 

    And 
    for 
    no 
    reason 
    now 
    I'll 

    sing 
    in 
    French 

    Excusez- 
    moi, 

    qui 
    PT 
    (express yourself) 

    Verse 6
    Got my 
    straight 
    jacket 
    today, 

    its 
    made 
    of 
    gold 
    lame 

    No, 
    not 
    be
    cause 
    I'm 
    crazy, 

    per
    form 
    this 
    way 

    strap 
    prime 
    rib 
    to 
    my 
    feet, 

    cover 
    my
    self 
    with 
    raw 
    meat 

    I'll 
    bet 
    you've 
    nev
    er 
    seen 

    a skirt 
    steak 
    worn 
    this 
    way 

    Don't 
    be 
    offen
    ded 
    Verse 7
    when 
    you see 

    My 
    latest 
    pop 
    monstrosity 

    I'm 
    strange, 
    weird, 

    shocking, 
    odd, 
    bizarre 

    I'm 
    Frankenstein, 
    I'm 
    Avatar 

    There's 
    nothing 
    too 
    embarrassing 

    I'll 
    honestly 
    do 
    anything 

    But 
    wear 
    white 
    after 
    Labor 
    Day 

    'Cause 
    baby, 
    perform 
    this 
    way 

    Verse 8
    Hope 
    you won't 
    think 
    it's 
    cliche 

    if 
    go 
    nude 
    today 

    Don't 
    call 
    the 
    cops, 
    now, 

    baby, 
    per
    form 
    this 
    way 

    No 
    reason 
    should 
    regret 
    all 

    the 
    at
    tention 
    get 

    I'm 
    not 
    com
    pletely 
    crazy, 

    per
    form 
    this 
    way, 
    yeah 

    Verse 9
    perform 
    this 
    way- 
    hey, 

    perform 
    this 
    way- 
    hey 

    I'm 
    always 
    devi
    ating 
    from 

    the 
    norm 
    this 
    way- 
    hey 

    perform 
    this 
    way- 
    hey, 

    perform 
    this 
    way- 
    hey 

    I'm 
    really 
    not 
    insane, 

    just 
    perform 
    this 
    way- 
    hey 

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