Callin' in Sick chords by Weird Al Yankovic

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Verse 1
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Hit my snooze alarm for
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the twenty seventh time
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Just don't feel like goin' to work,
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I think I'll call my boss,
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Then I'm gonna  hack and
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cough and   wheeze
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Swear I've got some
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strange disease
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What's that little twerp gonna say?
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Hey
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I'm callin' in sick today
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Callin' in sick today
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Verse 2
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I  could shine my pennies or
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clean my lava lamp
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I  could spend all day in my underwear
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watching "Ernest Goes to Camp"
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I  could sit and count  my hair
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I  could burp my
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Tupperware
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I'm not busy now anyway
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Hey

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Verse 3

I'm callin' in sick today

Callin' in sick today

Ain't goin' to work, no way

Callin' in sick today

Verse 4
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I can do anything I want to
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I am invincible now
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I'm on fire, baby
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I'm alive, I'm alive,
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can you hear me, world?
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I'm alive!

Interlude 1

Maybe I'll spend

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all day
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staring at the sun
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And trying not to squint
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Maybe I'll make a huge
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color tapestry from
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My belly button lint
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When I'm sick of takin' abuse
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I  just make up some
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lame excuse
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Freedom's just seven digits away
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Hey