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Nothing Ever Happens chords by 
Debbie Clarke
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Intro 1
D
E
Bm
E
Bm
D
Verse 1
D
Post office
clerks put up signs
Bm
saying position closed
D
And secretaries turn off their laptops
Bm
and powder their nose
G
D
Janitors padlock the gates
A
for security guards to patrol
G
And bachelors phone up
D
their friends for a drink
A
while the married ones
G
turn on a chat show
D
And they'll all be lonely tonight
G
D
and lonely tomorrow
Gentlemen, time please,
Bm
you know we can't serve any more
D
Now the traffic lights change to stop
Bm
when there's nothing to go
G
D
And by five o 'clock everything's dead,
A
G
and every third car is a cab
D
And ignorant people sleep in their beds
A
G
like the dope white mice in the col
D
G
D
G
lege lab
Bm
A
G
A
G
D
G
And we'll all be lonely tonight,
D
lonely tomorrow
Telephone exchanges click
Bm
while there's nobody
D
The Martians could land in the car park
Bm
and no one would care
G
D
CCTV in department stores
A
G
shoot the same video every day
And the stars of these films
D
neither die nor get killed
A
G
Just survive constant action replay
D
G
And nothing ever happens,
D
G
nothing happens at all
Bm
A
The needle only turns to
G
the start of the song
A
G
And we'll all sing along like before
D
And we'll all be lonely tonight,
G
D
E
Bm
lonely tomorrow
E
Bm
D
E
D
E
D
And Bill Bull has advertised products
Bm
that nobody needs
D
While Angry from Manchester writes
Bm
to complain about all the repeats on TV
G
D
The stock exchange reports some gains
A
G
on the values of copper and tin
While American businessmen
D
snap up fang -offs
A
G
for the price of a hospital wing
D
G
But nothing ever happens,
D
G
nothing happens at all
Bm
A
The needle returns to
G
the start of the song
A
G
and we'll all sing along like before
D
G
And nothing ever happens,
D
G
nothing happens at all
Bm
A
They'll burn down their mosques
G
at six o 'clock
A
G
And we'll all go along like be fore
D
And we'll all be lonely tonight
G
D
and lonely tomorrow you
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