Key: A major
Verse 1
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Modern human Karen McGilligan notes on in terview
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six seven nineteen eighty six with Bill Fitzgerald
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Legendary trumpet guy stroke piss head
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Memo to Dan
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how about a nice juicy Kirstie McCall
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next or even a bunny man?
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Not another old loser like this one
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Although First impressions,
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stuffy old duffer's club,
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quiet like Sunday at your nana's.
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Hardly grouchos, I said,
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with a herd of advertising knobheads?
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They use Charlie Parker
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to sell tampons!
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Jesus, can talk,
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till suddenly he's silent.
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So the interview was over,
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like I wasn't really there.
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Was he drunk or was he bored?
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Did he know I'd come to meet him?
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I was bland, he didn't care
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It's just another tired piece
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The drinking and the jamming
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and now the latest wife's in prison
Releasing all the poor old
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From a Costa Brava timeshare
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Precious little music
The face is all carved out
But his eyes are like, well, sapphire
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They're younger, were they happy?
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He hints at happy times
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I have my doubts I can't use that
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When did I get all Mills and Boone?
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Drinks arrive without being ordered.
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Can't quite see him in the half -light.
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Hard to keep the interview on track.
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He won't be drawn on sex.
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The shutters came right down
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His shoes could do his soles.
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I clucked his dirty collar.
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He clucked his empty whiskey glass
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and he was gone again.
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It's just another tired piece
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The drinking and the jamming
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They say he beat Chet Baker
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Is there anybody cares just how
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or where or why or when?
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There you go, Dan.
Bish bash bosh.
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Someone relevant next, yeah?
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A nice prince or sting
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or some other short -arse show -off
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with just the one name.
old gravy on his sleeve
Never looked me in the eye
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And the hint of happy times,
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and the music
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I didn't want to leave.
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Karen McGilligan signing off.
Shit, I've got Morrissey in half an hour.
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