No White People - Asian American chords by Jim Gaffigan

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Verse 1
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 (E major) But I've loved Asia,
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it's  (D major)  (E minor) been amazing.
And I've made a point
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 (F minor) of being  (F major) adventurous
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and kind  (D major) of going away from some of the,  (E minor) not,
you know, seeing the tourist spots,
but also going other places.
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Like,  (E minor) you know, there's
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 (F minor) been many moments
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 (D minor) when I've been ex (F minor) ploring around Asia
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and  (D major) I've been like the only white person
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I would  (E minor) see for like an  (D major) hour.
And then I'd stumble upon it
and I'd see a white guy
and I'd be like, hey.
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 (E minor) Sometimes  (F minor) like if I  (D major) saw a white guy
I'd kind of like just to startle them
I'd be like foreigner,
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leave my country.  (E minor)  (D major) 
It's cute.
It's a cute thing but I love it. I
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love it. It's just so  (E minor) fun like  (D major) in Taiwan
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I  (E major) had a friend who I went
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 (D major) to college with
She was born in Taiwan,
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so she  (E major) met me there,
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and we went  (D major) on a tour,
and we had a tour guide
who was from Taiwan,
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and we went outside of  (B flat minor) Taipei
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to  (D major) an area that was a former
gold mine
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that was just where  (E major) Taiwanese
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people would  (D major) go,
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and I was walking  (C major) along with my friend and
the tour guide.
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I was following  (C sharp major) the two Asian wo (D major) men,
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and  (B major) eventually,
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 (D major) I  was following two other Asian women.
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I wish I could say it only  (E major) happened once
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but  (D major) it happened a couple times
and I couldn't really say anything
I couldn't be like my friend was
like
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why do we keep  (D major) losing  you
I couldn't be like cuz you
look like everyone here
I had to be like yeah
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I saw you know  (D major) like there's all
these kiosks
with exactly the same crap.
Well I wanted to go into one
and look at their crap.