Saskatchewan - Canadian American chords by Jim Gaffigan
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Verse 1
I've had so much (G major) fun touring
in Canada.
Last weekend I was in (B flat major) Saskatchewan.
(G major) Saskatchewan,
that place is filled with perverts.
They're all perverts!
The capital is Regina?
That's not necessary. Regina.
They could have pronounced it Regina.
They did that on purpose
because they're perverts.
Everything in Regina sounds
sexual.
Their football team, the Rough Riders.
That's inappropriate.
I'm just relieved their mascot wasn't
a beaver.
You know what mean?
It's not me,
it's them. they're perverts.
They're perverts.
Regina is where the
(B flat major) Mounties are, of course.
(G major) That's (A minor) where they train
(G major) the Mounties (F sharp minor) to mount.
(G major) Every (F major) Mountie (A minor) has
(C major) to go through (G major) Regina.
It's just inappropriate, right?
Even the most innocent thing
said in Re (F sharp minor) gina
comes (E major) across wrong.
(F sharp minor) Like, (G major) I can't ask like, hey,
where can a guy eat out in Regina?
You know? I can't.
That's them.
I'm a good Christian man
trying to find out
where a guy can eat out in Regina.
Did you know the original name (C major) of Regina
(B flat major) was Pile (G major) of Boners?
That's gross.
And it's, by the way,
it's the whole province, Saskatchewan,
that (F sharp minor) sounds like an (F major) STD.
(G major) My last
boyfriend gave me Saskatchewan.
Really?
Yeah, now I have to take
(E major) all this penicillin. (G major)
Saskatchewan.
You know, it's
because of Saskatchewan
that moose antlers are called rack.
Now you (G major) can't even give
a moose a compliment
like, Hey, nice rack!
You're gonna be like,
No, (G major) lady, I was talking about the moose.
(B flat major) Well, (C major) then that lady (G minor) should know
she looks (G major) like a moose.
Saskatchewan - Canadian American
Jim Gaffigan
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