Lethbridge & Kitchener - Canadian American chords by Jim Gaffigan

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Verse 1
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I  (G major) performed  in Lethbridge,
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 (A major) Alberta.
Lethbridge. If you don't know anything
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 (G major) about Lethbridge,
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don't feel  (F sharp minor) bad.
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 (B minor) Neither do people in Lethbridge.
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 (G major) I asked them, I was like, hey, what should I know about
Lethbridge?
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they're like, I don't know.  (F sharp minor) 
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 (G major) Is there anything  (B minor) I should know
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about Leth (A major) bridge?  (G major) 
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 (F sharp minor) Calgary's two hours away.  (G major) 
Is this like a temporary city?
Did everyone just show up a month
ago?
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We got like a  (A major) bridge.
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 (G major) A lot of those Western
Canadian cities
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have a bridge  (F major) that they tell you about.
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 (G major) We got the longest land bridge
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over  (A major) the smallest body of wa (G major) ter.
I don't know
if you should brag about that.
That sounds like a mistake,
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an  (A major)  (G major) engineering error.
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We got a  (C major) highway  with no  (G major) exits.
That might be on purpose, yeah.
Kitchener, Kitchener at Schnitzel,
Kitchener,
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or as I refer to  (F major) it, Berlin.  (G major) 
Because Kitchener is very German,
right?
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Any Germans here?  (A major) Yeah?
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 (G major) That's about the
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extent of German  (G major) pride.
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Am 
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It helps that  (A major) we're in the dark.  (A minor)  (G major) 
I don't want to lose my
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 (G major) job.  (G major) 
That's worldwide.
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I was in Vienna,  (F major) Austria,
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and they were  (C sharp minor) like insistent
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 (A major) that they were not German.
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We're  (G major) not German.
We're not German.
We're totally different.
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I mean,  (A major) we speak  (E major) German.
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and our, you know, our culture's German, but,  (G major) you know,
and in every war we fought with Germany,
but we're not German.
I almost believe you.
That's sad.