Moose - Canadian American chords by Jim Gaffigan
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Verse 1
I (F major) saw a moose.
(E minor) Have you seen a moose?
I saw a (D major) moose in person.
(E minor) (F major) I mean, we're in moose. (G major)
I'm a (D major) person who saw a moose
an (A major) d I (G major) tell you I don't
I don't feel like I was ready.
I don't know how big
I (D major) thought a moose was gonna be,
(G major) but I was way off.
(F major) I was, (G major) I was way off.
I was, it was huge
and I feel like I should have been warned.
Like, someone should have been like,
you might see a moose, get
ready.
But my friend was like,
you might see a moose, have fun.
Like it was a butterfly or
something.
Hopefully you'll see a moose.
So I was like in shock
(F major) when I saw it.
I was like, wow,
(G major) whoa, are they shooting (F sharp minor) a Star Wars movie (G major) up here?
How many people are in that
moose costume?
At least three. It was huge.
It was the size of, a Transformer.
It was gigantic.
And then my friend was like,
don't get close, it'll kill you. What?
At that moment, I realized my moose
knowledge didn't exist.
I knew nothing about moose.
Like, my moose knowledge
comes from cartoons.
In cartoons, moose are like,
hey, how you doing?
Da -da -da -da -da -da.
But in real life, they're like,
I'm going to kill you!
How did that (F major) translate?
Never hear moose in (A major) those animal
(F major) songs, right?
The cow (G major) goes moo,
the cat (F major) goes meow,
(A major) the moose goes
I'm (G major) going to stomp you to death!
(F major) Did you know that the (G major) plur
al of moose (F sharp minor) is reginus?
(G major) That surprised me. I wasn't ready for that.
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