Halifax-Donair - Canadian American chords by Jim Gaffigan

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Verse 1
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But  (G major) I started my  (F sharp minor) Canadian tour
in the Maritimes.
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 (G major) I started in Hal (F major) ifax Halifax
I landed the first thing I did
is I ate a donair
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And the  (A major) second thing I did
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was have explosive diarrhea  (G major) 
I should have known
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something bad  (F major) was coming when I walked in the guy was
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 (G minor) like you don't even look  (G major) drunk  (F major)  (G major) I'm not.
Here you go.
Did you know that Donair
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 (B flat major) was started  (F major) by a Turkish immig (G major) rant
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who moved to Halifax  (A minor) and  (A major) wanted to
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open  (F major) a toilet paper company?  (G major) 
It's really a beautiful Canadian in story.
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Those  (F major) donairs are amazing.
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know,  (F sharp minor) that spicy meat with that sweet sauce,
which I'm almost positive is just
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 (E major) melted ice  (E minor) cream.  (G major) 
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 (B flat major) I'll have a  (A minor) donair
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and make  (E major) it cookies  (G major) and  cream.
That donair meat,
I still can't find out what it is.
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 (F major) It's  (G major) like, you know,  (D major) dancer  (F major) an d Prancer
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and  (G major)  (E minor)  (A major) Donair  (A minor) an  d Blitzen.  (F major) 
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But  (E flat major) do you recall  (A minor) the  (F major) most  (E major) tasty  (B minor) diarrhea
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 (E major) -causing  (G major) meat of all?  (F major) 
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 (G major) It's the Donair.
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 (F major) I'm convinced that the Donair
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was just  (E major) created
so we can digest poutine,
right?
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 (E major) Some guy went to the doctor,
I had poutine a month ago.
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 (F sharp minor) Doctor's like, I'm gonna prescribe
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 (G major) you a Donair.
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 (F major) Think it'll work?
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I'm  (E minor) also gonna give you a  (G major) prescrip
tion for a diaper.
It's very important you
put the diaper on
before you eat the Donair.
Thank you.