no meat

no meat easy guitar chords by Stephen Lynch

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 3

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo
  • D

  • Bm

    2
  • A

  • G

  • F#m

    2
  • D

  • Bm

    2
  • A

  • G

  • F#m

    2
  • Intro 1



    Verse 1
    Vegan living, 

    so 
    healthy 
    and 
    clean 

    So 
    much 
    brown 
    rice, 

    so 
    many 
    mun
    g beans 

    And no 
    meat, 
    not 
    one 
    bite 
    of 
    meat 

    Juicy 
    meat, 
    succulent 
    meat 

    Verse 2
    Instead 
    I get, 
    gluten 
    and 
    sea 
    weed 
    stew 

    Rice 
    milk 
    and lentils 
    and 
    fuckin 
    to
    fu 

    I re
    spect 
    every 
    creature 
    from 
    horse, 

    fowl 
    an
    d owl 

    I'd 
    blow 
    goat 
    for some 

    bacon 
    right 
    now 

    Yeah 
    I'd blow 
    goat 
    for some 
    ba
    con, 

    right 
    now 

    Interlude 1

    Verse 3
    You 
    eat 
    your south
    ern 
    fried 
    chicken 

    And 
    I'll 
    just have 
    fruit 

    How's 
    that 
    T- 
    bone? 

    No 
    really, 
    it's cool 

    I'll just 
    chew 
    on 
    this 
    turnip 
    root 

    With 
    a couple 
    chick 
    peas 

    Kill 
    me 
    please 

    Verse 4
    I'm tired 
    of 
    hummus 

    And 
    bulgur wheat 

    Tofurkey tofuck
    yourself 

    want 
    some 
    meat 

    I re
    spect 
    every 
    creature 
    the 

    birds 
    and 
    the 
    bees 

    Well I'd 
    eat 
    the shit 
    out 
    some 

    Whopper 
    with 
    cheese 

    Believe 
    me 
    I'd 
    fuck 
    up that 
    Whop
    per 
    with 
    cheese 

    Interlude 2



    Verse 5

    (Whoa) alfalfa 
    sprouts 
    and 
    a red 
    bean 

    handful 
    of 
    trail 
    mix 

    Mmm 
    what a treat 

    How 
    about 
    some 
    soy 
    yogurt 

    served 
    in a bowl? 

    I'd 
    rather 
    eat 
    hobo's 
    as
    shole 

    Yeah 
    I'd rather 
    eat 
    a hobo's 
    asshole 

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