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no meat easy guitar chords by Stephen Lynch
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Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
Fret 3
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
D
Bm
A
G
F#m
D
Bm
A
G
F#m
Intro 1
D
Bm
A
D
Bm
A
D
Bm
A
D
Bm
A
D
A
Verse 1
G
Vegan living,
Bm
A
so healthy and clean
D
A
G
So much brown rice,
Bm
A
so many mung beans
G
D
G
D
And no meat, not one bite of meat
G
D
G
D
Juicy meat, succulent meat
Verse 2
A
G
D
Instead I get, gluten and sea weed stew
A
G
D
Rice milk and lentils and fuckin tofu
A
G
I respect every creature from horse,
D
fowl and owl
A
I'd blow a goat for some
G
D
bacon right now
A
G
Yeah I'd blow a goat for some bacon,
D
right now
Interlude 1
Bm
A
D
G
Bm
A
D
Verse 3
G
You eat your southern fried chicken
Bm
A
And I'll just have fruit
D
How's that T- bone?
G
No really, it's cool
Bm
A
I'll just chew on this turnip root
G
D
With a couple chick peas
G
D
Kill me please
Verse 4
A
G
I'm tired of hummus
D
A
And bulgur wheat
F#m
Tofurkey tofuckyourself
G
D
I want some meat
A
I respect every creature the
G
D
birds and the bees
A
Well I'd eat the shit out some
G
D
Whopper with cheese
A
G
D
Believe me I'd fuck up that Whopper with cheese
Interlude 2
Bm
A
D
G
Bm
A
D
G
Bm
A
D
G
Bm
A
D
G
Bm
A
D
G
Bm
A
D
G
Bm
A
D
G
Bm
A
D
Verse 5
A
G
D
(Whoa) alfalfa sprouts and a red bean
A
F#m
A handful of trail mix
G
D
Mmm what a treat
A
How about some soy yogurt
G
D
served in a bowl?
A
G
D
I'd rather eat a hobo's asshole
A
G
Yeah I'd rather eat a hobo's asshole
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