Never had a girl to call his
comes a sorry tale of love and ill
And Romeo found the balcony too high,
ended up with second Bill
And she loved him triplicate,
left his heart a blank to fill
And lost his faith immaculate
when Cupid became a villain
Wonders what his heart is beating for
Says he takes it much too hard
she tore down all her gifts and promises
Sick and tired of hearing bout
Those hairy dick and Thomas's
he did right then and there
Once holy, virgin, queen,
now on the scene, his nemesis.
Says he takes it much too hard.
He thought about his life.
He buried the crown, bucket and a brush,
our wounded soul is looking
Heart of tin has shed his skin,
As with logic, with reason,
Far far away, but he'll be back again
One rainy day BJ don't cry no more
Lived in person, told by proxy
But a mild -mannered mannequin
Every Friday hit the Roxy
Till there his own reflection
Now he hikes the Himalayas
Stuffs his let ters full of moxie
Says he takes it much too hard
He says he takes it much too hard
And now he's swinging in the yard