Virus Alert chords by "Weird Al" Yankovic

SimplifiedFm · Eb · F · Bb · C …

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Intro 1

Verse 1
Fm 
Hey, everyone, listen up,
Eb 
your attention if you please
F 
Really wanna give you a warning
Bb 
'Cause I found out this morning
C 
About a dangerous,
insidious computer virus
Fm 
Eb 
If  you should get an email with the subject,
'stinky cheese'
F 
Better not go taking your chances
Bb 
Under no  circumstances,
C 
should you open it
D 
Or else it will
C 
Translate your documents

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Verse 2
Gm 
C 
into Swahili
Gm 
C 
Gm 
Make your TV record "Gigli"
Neuter your pets,
C 
F 
Eb 
and give you laundry static cling
(Look out!)
It's gonna make your
computer screen freeze
F 
(Look out!)
Erase the Easter eggs off
Eb 
your DVDs
(Look out!)
Erase your hard drive and
your backups too
Gm 
G 
And the hard drive of
C 
anyone related to you
F 
C 
Virus aler

Verse 3
F 
t!
C 
Delete immediately before
someone gets hurt!
Gm 
Forward this message on to
C 
everybody
Gm 
C 

Verse 4
F 
Fm 
Soon, very soon,
Eb 
it will make all the paint peel off your walls
F 
It'll make your keyboard all sticky
Bb 
Give your poodle a hickey
C 
And invest your cash
in stock in Euro Disney
Fm 
Then, it will tie up your phone,
Eb 
making crank long-distance calls
calls
F 
It'll set your clocks back an hour
Bb 
and start clogging the shower
C 
D 
So just trash it now, or else it will
F 
Decide to

Verse 5
Gm 
give you a
C 
Gm 
permanent wedgie,
C 
Legally change your name to Reggie,
Gm 
Even mess up the pH
C 
F 
balance in your pool

Verse 6
Eb 
(Look out!)
It's gonna melt your face right
F 
off your skull
(Look out!)
And make your iPod only play
Eb 
Jethro Tull
(Look out!)
And tell you knock-knock jokes jokes
while you're trying to sleep
F 
(Look out!)
And make you physically attracted
Eb 
to sheep
(Look out!)
Steal your identity and your credit cards
F 
(Look out!)
Buy you a warehouse full of
Eb 
pink leotards
(Look out!)
Then cause a major rift in time and space
Gm 
G 
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers
C 
all over the place
F 
C 
That's right it's a

Verse 7
F 
(Virus alert!)
C 
Delete immediately before
someone gets hurt!
Gm 
Forward this message on to
C 
F 
C 
everybody

Verse 8
F 
(Virus alert!)
C 
Delete immediately before
someone gets hurt!
Gm 
C 
Forward this message on to everybody
Gm 
Warn all your friends,
C 
send this to everybody
Gm 
Tell everyone you know,
C 
tell everybody now
F 

Verse 9
C 
If you get infected,
Gm 
Dm 
C 
you'll wish you had never been born
F 
C 
So before it emails your
Gm 
Dm 
C 
grandmother all of your porn
F 
Turn off your computer and
C 
Cm 
make sure it powers down
Eb 
Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole
F 
hole hole in the ground
Bury it completely,
C 
rocks and boulders should be fine
Eb 
Gm 
G 
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any
time you were online!
C 
F 
C 
F 

Verse 10
(Virus alert!)
C 
Delete immediately before
someone gets hurt!
Gm 
C 
Forward this message on to everybody
F 
C 
F 

Verse 11
(Virus alert!)
C 
Delete immediately before
someone gets hurt!
Gm 
Forward this message on to
C 
everybody
F 
C 
F 

Verse 12
C 
(Virus alert!)
Delete immediately before
someone gets hurt!
Gm 
C 
Forward this message on to everybody
Gm 
Warn all your friends,
C 
send this to everybody
Gm 
Tell everyone you know,
C 
F 
tell everybody now
What are you waiting for'
Just hurry up and forward this to every
F 
single person that you know!
F 
Hit send right now!