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Virus Alert easy guitar chords by 
"Weird Al" Yankovic
N/A•
Intro 1
Fm
Verse 1
Fm
Hey, everyone, listen up,
Eb
your attention if you please
F
Really wanna give you a warning
Bb
'Cause I found out this morning
C
About a dangerous,
insidious computer virus
Fm
Eb
If you should get an email with the subject,
'stinky cheese'
F
Better not go taking your chances
Bb
Under no circumstances,
C
should you open it
D
Or else it will
C
Translate your documents
Verse 2
Gm
C
into Swahili
Gm
C
Gm
Make your TV record "Gigli"
Neuter your pets,
C
F
Eb
and give you laundry static cling
(Look out!)
It's gonna make your
computer screen freeze
F
(Look out!)
Erase the Easter eggs off
Eb
your DVDs
(Look out!)
Erase your hard drive and
your backups too
Gm
G
And the hard drive of
C
anyone related to you
F
C
Virus aler
Verse 3
F
t!
C
Delete immediately before
someone gets hurt!
Gm
Forward this message on to
C
everybody
Gm
C
Verse 4
F
Fm
Soon, very soon,
Eb
it will make all the paint peel off your walls
F
It'll make your keyboard all sticky
Bb
Give your poodle a hickey
C
And invest your cash
in stock in Euro Disney
Fm
Then, it will tie up your phone,
Eb
making crank long-distance calls
calls
F
It'll set your clocks back an hour
Bb
and start clogging the shower
C
D
So just trash it now, or else it will
F
Decide to
Verse 5
Gm
give you a
C
Gm
permanent wedgie,
C
Legally change your name to Reggie,
Gm
Even mess up the pH
C
F
balance in your pool
Verse 6
Eb
(Look out!)
It's gonna melt your face right
F
off your skull
(Look out!)
And make your iPod only play
Eb
Jethro Tull
(Look out!)
And tell you knock-knock jokes jokes
while you're trying to sleep
F
(Look out!)
And make you physically attracted
Eb
to sheep
(Look out!)
Steal your identity and your credit cards
F
(Look out!)
Buy you a warehouse full of
Eb
pink leotards
(Look out!)
Then cause a major rift in time and space
Gm
G
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers
C
all over the place
F
C
That's right it's a
Verse 7
F
(Virus alert!)
C
Delete immediately before
someone gets hurt!
Gm
Forward this message on to
C
F
C
everybody
Verse 8
F
(Virus alert!)
C
Delete immediately before
someone gets hurt!
Gm
C
Forward this message on to everybody
Gm
Warn all your friends,
C
send this to everybody
Gm
Tell everyone you know,
C
tell everybody now
F
Verse 9
C
If you get in fected,
Gm
Dm
C
you'll wish you had never been born
F
C
So before it emails your
Gm
Dm
C
grandmother all of your porn
F
Turn off your computer and
C
Cm
make sure it powers down
Eb
Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole
F
hole hole in the ground
Bury it completely,
C
rocks and boulders should be fine
Eb
Gm
G
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any
time you were online!
C
F
C
F
Verse 10
(Virus alert!)
C
Delete immediately before
someone gets hurt!
Gm
C
Forward this message on to everybody
F
C
F
Verse 11
(Virus alert!)
C
Delete immediately before
someone gets hurt!
Gm
Forward this message on to
C
everybody
F
C
F
Verse 12
C
(Virus alert!)
Delete immediately before
someone gets hurt!
Gm
C
Forward this message on to everybody
Gm
Warn all your friends,
C
send this to everybody
Gm
Tell everyone you know,
C
F
tell everybody now
What are you waiting for'
Just hurry up and forward this to every
F
single person that you know!
F
Hit send right now!
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