Virus Alert

Virus Alert easy guitar chords by "Weird Al" Yankovic

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 1

Capo

Transpose

0

Capo
  • Fm

  • Eb

    6
  • F

  • Bb

  • C

  • D

  • Gm

    3
  • G

  • Dm

  • Cm

    3
  • Fm

  • Eb

    6
  • F

  • Bb

  • C

  • D

  • Gm

    3
  • G

  • Dm

  • Cm

    3
  • Intro 1

    Verse 1
    Hey, 
    everyone, 
    listen 
    up, 

    your 
    at
    tention 
    if 
    you 
    please 

    Really 
    wanna 
    give 
    you 
    warning 

    'Cause 
    found 
    out 
    this 
    morning 

    About 
    dangerous, 

    insidious 
    computer 
    virus 

    If 
    you 
    should 
    get 
    an 
    email 
    with 
    the 
    subject, 

    'stinky 
    cheese' 

    Better 
    not 
    go 
    taking 
    your 
    chances 

    Under 
    no 
    circumstances, 

    should 
    you 
    open 
    it 

    Or 
    else 
    it 
    will 

    Trans
    late 
    your 
    documents 
    Verse 2

    into 
    Swahili 

    Make 
    your 
    TV 
    record 
    "Gigli" 

    Neuter your 
    pets, 

    and 
    give 
    you 
    laundry 
    static 
    cling 

    (Look out!) 

    It's gonna 
    make 
    your 

    computer 
    screen 
    freeze 

    (Look out!) 

    Erase 
    the 
    Easter 
    eggs 
    off 

    your 
    DVDs 

    (Look out!) 

    Erase your 
    hard 
    drive 
    and 

    your 
    backups too 

    And 
    the 
    hard 
    drive 
    of 

    anyone 
    re
    lated 
    to 
    you 

    Vir
    us 
    aler
    Verse 3
    t! 

    Delete 
    immedi
    ately 
    before 

    someone 
    gets 
    hurt! 

    Forward 
    this 
    message 
    on 
    to 

    everybody 

    Verse 4

    Soon, 
    very 
    soon, 

    it 
    will 
    make 
    all 
    the 
    paint 
    peel 
    off 
    your 
    walls 

    It'll 
    make 
    your 
    keyboard 
    all 
    sticky 

    Give 
    your 
    poodle 
    hickey 

    And 
    in
    vest 
    your 
    cash 

    in stock 
    in 
    Euro 
    Disney 

    Then, 
    it 
    will 
    tie 
    up 
    your 
    phone, 

    making 
    crank 
    long-distance 
    calls 

    calls 

    It'll 
    set 
    your 
    clocks 
    back 
    an 
    hour 

    and 
    start 
    clogging 
    the shower 

    So 
    just 
    trash 
    it 
    now, 
    or 
    else 
    it 
    will 

    Decide 
    to 
    Verse 5
    give 
    you 

    permanent 
    wedgie, 

    Legally 
    change 
    your 
    name 
    to 
    Reggie, 

    Even 
    mess 
    up 
    the 
    pH 

    balance 
    in 
    your 
    pool 

    Verse 6
    (Look out!) 

    It's gonna 
    melt 
    your 
    face 
    right 

    off 
    your skull 

    (Look out!) 

    And make 
    your 
    iPod only 
    play 

    Jethro 
    Tull 

    (Look out!) 

    And tell 
    you 
    knock-knock 
    jokes 
    jokes 

    while 
    you're trying 
    to sleep 

    (Look out!) 

    And make 
    you 
    physically 
    attracted 

    to sheep 

    (Look out!) 

    Steal 
    your 
    identity 
    and 
    your 
    credit 
    cards 

    (Look out!) 

    Buy you 
    warehouse 
    full 
    of 

    pink 
    leotards 

    (Look out!) 

    Then cause 
    major 
    rift 
    in 
    time 
    and 
    space 

    And 
    leave 
    bunch 
    of 
    Twinkie wrappers 

    all 
    over 
    the 
    place 

    That's 
    right 
    it's 

    Verse 7
    (Virus alert!) 

    Delete 
    immediately 
    be
    fore 

    someone 
    gets 
    hurt! 

    For
    ward 
    this 
    message 
    on 
    to 

    everybody 

    Verse 8
    (Virus alert!) 

    Delete 
    immediately 
    before 

    someone 
    gets 
    hurt! 

    Forward 
    this 
    message 
    on 
    to 
    everybody 

    Warn 
    all 
    your 
    friends, 

    send 
    this 
    to 
    everybody 

    Tell 
    everyone 
    you 
    know, 

    tell 
    everybody 
    now 

    Verse 9

    If 
    you 
    get 
    in
    fected, 

    you'll 
    wish 
    you 
    had 
    never 
    been 
    born 

    So 
    before 
    it 
    emails your 

    grandmother 
    all 
    of 
    your 
    porn 

    Turn 
    off 
    your 
    computer 
    and 

    make 
    sure 
    it 
    powers 
    down 

    Drop 
    it 
    in 
    forty-three-foot 
    hole 

    hole 
    hole 
    in 
    the 
    ground 

    Bury 
    it 
    completely, 

    rocks 
    and 
    boulders 
    should 
    be 
    fine 

    Then 
    burn 
    all 
    the clothes 
    you 
    may 
    have 
    worn 
    any 

    time 
    you 
    were 
    online! 

    Verse 10

    (Virus alert!) 

    Delete 
    immediately 
    be
    fore 

    someone 
    gets 
    hurt! 

    Forward 
    this 
    message 
    on 
    to 
    everybody 

    Verse 11

    (Virus alert!) 

    Delete 
    immediately 
    be
    fore 

    someone 
    gets 
    hurt! 

    Forward 
    this 
    message 
    on 
    to 

    everybody 

    Verse 12

    (Virus aler
    t!) 

    Delete 
    immediately 
    before 

    someone 
    gets 
    hurt! 

    Forward 
    this 
    message 
    on 
    to 
    everybody 

    Warn 
    all 
    your 
    friends, 

    send 
    this 
    to 
    everybody 

    Tell 
    everyone 
    you 
    know, 

    tell 
    everybody 
    now 

    What 
    are 
    you 
    waiting 
    for' 

    Just 
    hurry 
    up 
    and 
    forward 
    this 
    to 
    every 

    single 
    person 
    that 
    you 
    know! 

    Hit 
    send 
    right 
    now! 

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