No Joke chords by
Goldie Lookin Chain
Goldie Lookin Chain

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Key: Eb major
Verse 1
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'alright clart! i saw you in fukin' Zanzi's dinni? what happened to you on Friday,
clart?'
Verse 2
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'aw, you're never gonna believe it, man! it's so unsafe,
i got busted for havin' the well known rave drug, speed, innit!'
Verse 3
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'you're fukin' jokin'
me, son...tell me more about it'
'serious, it all started out like this,
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man...'
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Pig: This interview is being tape recorded and it may be given in evidence if your case is brought to trial. At the conclusion you will be provided with a copy of the tape and a
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form explaining what happens to the tapes. We're in an interview room at Newport Central police station, can you give your full name and date of birth, please.
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I'm John Ben- Wa Balls and
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i'm goin' up the walls
I went out with my mates
to see the waterfalls
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No, really, i'm lying, i went to a club
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And i got some crazy rave drugs
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and start to get wrecked up
Verse 6
Next thing i know,
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i'm in the bad end of town
I'm getting wrecked up and the police
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start to frown
They pulled me aside,
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saw the bag of speed
They even busted me for 'avin a toke
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on some weed
Verse 7
It's crazy, it's shit,
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i want to go have a good time
Next thing i know,
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i'm talking to PC59
He tried to do me for havin'
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loads of crazy fukin' drugs
I just wanted to get mad and cut
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a few fukin' rubs
Verse 8
Chorus -
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It ain't no joke, it's a poor mans coke
I got busted by the law while i was
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havin' a toke
It ain't no joke,
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it's a poor mans coke
I got busted by the law while
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i was havin' a toke
Verse 9
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I takes loads of drugs,
i does 'em all the time
My mother threw me out the
council house outta my mind
Now i'm on the streets
with the GLC crew
And i takes the ecstasy to my
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fukin' nan too(?)
Verse 10
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The police sat me in a cell In there was Ben- Wa Balls
as well
Smoked some draw and took some pills
And asked a bloke in a dress for some fukin' cheap thrills,
innit
'GLC...2000+1'
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'GLC, maximum pressure, you knows it, 1983, the year it all started, respect, you knows it, Ben- Wa Balls,
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Loveggs, fukin' Billy Webb, Adam Hussain, re spect, Two Hats, knows it'
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Pig: That concludes the interview. Is there anything else you
Verse 12
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wish to add or clarify in connection to what you have said?
Verse 13
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Yeah, fuk you, i do's what i gotta do
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If it involves drinking beer
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and sniffing fukin' funky glue
Then i'll do it, you can't stop me
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cos i'm feelin' fukin mad
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And if you tries to fuk with me i'll get
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you beaten up by my dad
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'Big shout out to Woody
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who sold me the draw,
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Johnny Seko(?), all the crew, fukin' safe'
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'Big shout out to Carl from Risker, he sold me the fukin' draw,
he's safe, oh, and Charlotte as well, in fukin' Scarletts, wicked'
Verse 16
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'Shout to Mad Keith who sold me the fukin' speed and the draw,
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you knows it, he can fukin' sort you out'
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'Yo man, shouts to Terry
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Smithser(?) who got me 39 ounces
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of weed in under half an hour! you knows it!'
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Pig: That white wrapping is exhibit MAC1, it is a piece of paper containing amphetamine,
or what you believe to be amphetamine
Verse 19
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Chorus -
It ain't no joke, it's a poor mans coke
I got busted by the law while i was
havin' a toke
It ain't no joke, it's a poor mans coke
I got busted by the law
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while i was havin' a toke
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knows
it...GLC...
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2000AD, aka Two Hats, you see Got
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busted for takin' the
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fukin' ecstasy
Gurning like a bitch,
be on coke if i was rich
But i gotta go to the toilets
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cos i got a bit of an itch
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I takes the drugs but i don't have fights
So why did the bastards read
me my rights?
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Pig: You bought it in TJ's last Friday for five pounds and you were go
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ing to use it for your own personal possession, is that correct?
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