My Pet Theory chords by
Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa

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Key: Ab major
Verse 1
G
G

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F
F

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The Sixties was really stupid
Gm
Gm

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G
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Okay, can you expand on that a
little bit more why you think the
F
F

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Sixties were really stupid?
Well, it was the type of merchandising
G
G

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Americans had this hideous
weakness, y'know?
Eb
Eb

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They have this desire to be okay-
B
B

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Dm
Dm

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fun- guys- and- gals
D
D

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Eb
Eb

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G
G

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And they haven't come to terms with the
F
F

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D
D

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reality of the situation
C
C

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We were not created equal
G
G

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Some people can do carpentry,
some people can do mathematics
Some people are brain surgeons,
F
F

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and some people are winos
And that's the way it is!
Eb
Eb

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And, we're not all the same!
G
G

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And this concept of one world is when
F
F

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everything blended and
E
E

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Smoothed out to this mediocre norm,
C
C

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that everybody, uh
Eb
Eb

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G
G

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Downgrades themselves to be, is stupid
F
F

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G
G

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F
F

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And the Sixties was
G
G

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merchandised to the public at large
G
G

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My pet theory about the Sixties is,
that there is a sinister plot behind it
But I don't wanna dwell upon that
F
F

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Okay
G
G

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F
F

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Okay? They just that the lessons
G
G

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Em
Em

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learned in the Sixties about
Merchandising stupidity to the American
C
C

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Eb
Eb

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public on a large scale have been
Used over and over again since
G
G

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that time
"Freak Out!" and "Absolutely
F
F

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Free" influenced a generation
Did they? Didn't sell that much
C
C

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How they influence a generation? Come on,
tell me
F
F

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That's what my questions says here
G
G

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But that wasn't a question,
F
F

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that was a statement
Then it was my statement
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G

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F
F

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Looking back over all these
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years and these records
How do you feel about them now?
F#m
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About "Freak Out!" and "Absolutely
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G

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F
F

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Free"?
Hrm, okay, for something that was done as
F
F

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a four- track- recording twenty years ago
Y'know, I wouldn't
sit around listening to them
G
G

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You don't think that they had any
F
F

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influence on people?
C
C

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Well, I know, that a lot of people were
vastly influenced by them
F
F

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I've heard horror stories about that
But so what? They weren't
C
C

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released to be influences
They were released as a form
F
F

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of entertainment for people who
Uh, didn't have that type of entertainment
before
You once said, listen, now that I'm
F
F

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thirty years old
Now that I'm over the hill I really don't
give a shit, I don't care
Now, that you're over forty,
any comments?
G
G

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Gm
Gm

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Said it once, do I need to say it again?

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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsG F Gm Eb B...