My Pet Theory
My Pet Theory

My Pet Theory easy guitar chords by Frank Zappa

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

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Fret 1

Capo

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Capo

  • G

  • F

  • Gm

    3

  • Eb

    6

  • B

    2

  • Dm

  • D

  • C

  • E

  • Em

  • F#m

    2

  • G

  • F

  • Gm

    3

  • Eb

    6

  • B

    2

  • Dm

  • D

  • C

  • E

  • Em

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    2
    • Verse 1
    The Sixties was 
    really stupid 

    Okay, 
    can 
    you expand on 
    that a 

    little bit more 
    why you think the 

    Sixties 
    were really 
    stupid? 

    Well, it 
    was the type of merchandising 

    Americ
    ans had 
    this hideous 

    weakness, y'know? 

    They have this 
    desire to 
    be 
    okay- 

    fun- guys- 
    and- gals 

    And 
    they 
    haven't come 
    to 
    terms 
    with the 

    reality 
    of the 
    situation 

    We were not created 
    equal 

    Some people 
    can do carpentry, 

    some people can do 
    mathematics 

    Some people 
    are brain surgeons, 

    and some people 
    are 
    winos 

    And that's the 
    way it is! 

    And, 
    we're not 
    all the same! 

    And this 
    concept 
    of one world 
    is when 

    everything blended 
    and 

    Smoothed out 
    to this mediocre 
    norm, 

    that everybody, 
    uh 

    Downgrades themselves 
    to 
    be, is 
    stupid 

    And 
    the Sixties 
    was 

    merchandised to the public 
    at 
    large 

    My pet 
    the
    ory about the Sixties 
    is, 

    that 
    there is a sinister 
    plot behind 
    it 

    But I don't wanna dwell 
    upon that 

    Okay 

    Okay? 
    They just that 
    the lessons 

    learned in the Sixties 
    about 

    Merchand
    ising stupid
    ity to the American 

    public on 
    a 
    large scale 
    have been 

    Used over and 
    over again since 

    that 
    time 

    "Freak 
    Out!" and "Absolutely 

    Free" influenced 
    a generation 

    Did they? 
    Didn't sell 
    that much 

    How 
    they influence a generation? 
    Come on, 

    tell me 

    That's what my 
    questions says 
    here 

    But 
    that wasn't a question, 

    that 
    was a statement 

    Then it was my statement 

    Looking 
    back over 
    all these 

    years and these records 

    How 
    do you feel about 
    them now? 

    About 
    "Freak Out!" and "Absolutely 

    Free"? 

    Hrm, okay, for 
    something that was done as 

    a four- track- recording 
    twenty years ago 

    Y'know, I wouldn't 

    sit around listening to 
    them 

    You 
    don't think that they had any 

    influence 
    on people? 

    Well, I know, that 
    a lot of 
    people were 

    vastly 
    influenced by them 

    I've 
    heard horror 
    stories about that 

    But 
    so what? 
    They weren't 

    released to be 
    influ
    ences 

    They were 
    released as a form 

    of enter
    tainment for 
    people who 

    Uh, 
    didn't 
    have that type of entertainment 

    before 

    You once said, 
    listen, now that 
    I'm 

    thirty years 
    old 

    Now that I'm over the hill I 
    really don't 

    give a shit, I don't care 

    Now, that you're over 
    forty, 

    any comments? 

    Said it once, 
    do I 
    need 
    to say it 
    again? 

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