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My Jampandy chords by 
Sleaford Mods
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Intro 1
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Hate's a bit of a strong word
Verse 1
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Am
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As I bump into your sorry ass in the park
A5
Am
As I'm pushing my little girl
But what else can you do
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When presented with a
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fucking idiot like you
Am
I get a latte at the French- style cafe
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Am
And a croissant and jam
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Sit down, and try to fucking
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forget about it, man
Verse 2
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I hate that bland shit
That bread top nice tits
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That Ian McCulloch white boy
Am
Bore me fuckless terrace bit
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Long drawl and calculated arm movement
Am
Has been silent partner at the back
Giving fucking blessings
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Am
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To up and coming twats in Macs
Am
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An d your job made you more confident
Am
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Like a bruc in feathers and a beak
Am
You got a big mouth
I fucking hate ya
Always avoid a cunt like you
Dm
Am
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on the streets
Verse 3
Am
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Am
The man is a wanker
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Am
The man is a wanker
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He don't get much better
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The man is a wanker
The man is a wanker
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He don't get better
Verse 4
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Physically past it, passed attacks
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Do you want a facial cavity
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Courtesy of my jampandy?
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You fucking cunt
Am
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I'll have a 32 inch waist in raw denim
A5
And stick 'em in the freezer, done
Am
I have got years on ya
Verse 5
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While you got belly on me
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In a belly competition, mate
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Am
You'd win easily
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Am
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Hands down, with a side profile
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Matching that of
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Gordon Brown
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Always at number
Verse 6
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10
Am
Always getting beaten by
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nine other men
Ain't ya?
Moving up in the world doesn't mean
Am
Using the lift, mate
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Am
"What floor do you want?
Don't mind me, I'm in the
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Am
Dm
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Fucking thing all day, ee!"
Am
The
Verse 7
A5
Am
man is a wanker
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The man is a wanker
Am
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He don't get much better
Am
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The man is a wanker
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The man is a wanker
Verse 8
He don't get much better
Am
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Am
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Torn apart in all your glory
Am
Friendships established
You fucking bore me
Shit wafer, shit ice cream
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The ice cream man did time
Am
For obscene behavior
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Am
So why haven't you?
Verse 9
Dm
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Why haven't you suffered
Am
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Like you fucking should do?
Boo- boo, boo- hoo
Am
Crying inside, sarcastic upfront
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Did I do something bad to you
In a previous life,
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Dm
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A
you cunt?
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The
Verse 10
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Am
man is a wanker
A5
Am
The man is a wanker
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He don't get much better
Am
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Am
The man is a wanker
A5
Am
The man is a wanker
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It don't get much better
Verse 11
Am
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Am
The man is a wanker
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Am
The man is a wanker
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He don't get much better
Am
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The man is a wanker
The man is a wanker
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It don't get much better
Verse 12
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For you
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For you
Dm
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For you
For me
For you
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