My Dick chords by
3oh!3
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Key: Bb minor

Verse 1

G

Bm

E- e- e- very time I look at my dick

Dick, dick, dick

G

Call me on the dog and bone

Verse 2
Bm Bm 
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All you Yanks, that's a telephone
G G 
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Here have a look,
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just have a butcher's
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Northern Mancky, cock- munchers
D D 
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My dick's bigger than your brother
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Pushing twenty- five stone like your mother
My dick's bigger than Wales
And your dick's smaller than a
motherfuckin' snail
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D D 
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Ma bite mec Ca

Verse 3

Em

monte jusqu'a la tour

D

Ta bite mec

Em

Bm

Ca voit meme pas le jour

Verse 4

Bm

Em

My dick like the Mississippi river

Bm

Em

My dick ask your bitch,

Bm

what's for din ner?

D

Every time I look at

Verse 5
Em Em 
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my  dick,
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D D 
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G G 
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A A 
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I'm like holy shit, that's a big dick
Bm Bm 
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D D 
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Em Em 
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G G 
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And every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit,
A A 
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Em Em 
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that's a small dick
Bm Bm 
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(Goddamn)
D D 
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Em Em 
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Every time I look at my  dick,
Bm Bm 
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D D 
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G G 
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I'm like holy shit, that's a big dick
A A 
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G G 
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Bm Bm 
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D D 
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Em Em 
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And every time I look at your dick,
G G 
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A A 
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Em Em 
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I'm like holy shit, that's a small dick
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(Goddamn)

Verse 6
Yeah dog, it's motherfuckin' kid cuisine
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Bm Bm 
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D D 
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My dick is bigger than Mr. Clean
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So fresh you can swish it like Listerine
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Your dick look like Adam Levine
My dick like Pinocchio nose
I lie and I just watch it grow
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Em Em 
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Bm Bm 
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I  hang low like trunk of Dum bo
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Bm Bm 
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While your dick is small like Frodo
D D 
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Okay now Young punk in this

Verse 7
Bm Bm 
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motherfucker
Place looking right in this
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A A 
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motherfucker
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Big dick Clark in this motherfucker
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Dick look like a fuckin' Nutter Butter

Verse 8
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Time to avoid them Barry Bonds
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Dick so big, got a car alarm
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Dick so big that it bought the farm
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Your dick like Seth Rogen's arm
Coming through with a big wang
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Doing things bigger than the big bang
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Your dick don't got no name
Your bitch call my dick Ving Rhames
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V- V- V- Ving
Rhames, Rhames, Rhames
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Every time I look at

Verse 9
Em Em 
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my  dick,
Bm Bm 
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D D 
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G G 
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A A 
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I'm like holy shit, that's a big dick
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D D 
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Em Em 
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G G 
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And every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit,
A A 
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Em Em 
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that's a small dick
Bm Bm 
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(Goddamn)
D D 
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Em Em 
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Bm Bm 
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Every time I look at my  dick, I'm like holy shit,
D D 
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G G 
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A A 
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that's a big dick
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D D 
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Em Em 
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G G 
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And every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit,
A A 
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Em Em 
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Bm Bm 
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(Goddamn)

Verse 10
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D D 
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Your dick's growing mold
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My dick shines like gold
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D D 
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Your dick's like the Pope
G G 
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Bm Bm 
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My dick don't get old
D D 
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G G 
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Every morning I  wake up and cry
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It's too much dick for one guy
D D 
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But if I donated my shit
G G 
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to science
Motherfucker probably start a riot
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Verse 11
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D D 
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Em Em 
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Bm Bm 
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Every time I look at my  dick, I'm like holy shit,
D D 
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G G 
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that's a big dick
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A A 
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Bm Bm 
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D D 
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Em Em 
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And every time I look at your dick,
G G 
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A A 
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Em Em 
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I'm like holy shit, that's a small dick
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(Goddamn)
D D 
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Em Em 
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Bm Bm 
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Every time I look at my  dick, I'm like holy shit,
D D 
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G G 
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A A 
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G G 
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that's a big dick
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D D 
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Em Em 
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G G 
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A A 
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Em Em 
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that's a small dick
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