My Dick chords by 3OH!3
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Verse 1
(F major) E- e- e- very time I look at (A minor) my dick
Dick, dick, dick
Call me on the dog (F major) and bone
Verse 2
(A minor)
(D minor) All you Yanks, that's a telephone
(F major) Here have a look,
(D minor) just have a butcher's
Northern Mancky, cock- (A minor) munchers
My dick's (C major) bigger than your brother
Pushing (D minor) twenty- five stone like your mother
My dick's bigger than Wales
And your dick's smaller than a
motherfuckin' snail
Ma (A minor) bite (C major) mec Ca
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Verse 3
(D minor)
monte jusqu'a la tour
Ta (C major) bite mec
Ca (D minor) voit meme pas le jour (A minor)
Verse 4
My dick (A minor) like the (D minor) Mississippi river
My dick (A minor) ask (D minor) your bitch,
what's for (A minor) din ner?
Every time I (C major) look at
Verse 5
(D minor) my dick,
I'm like (A minor) holy shit, that's a (C major) big (F major) dick (G major)
And (A minor) every (C major) time I look at (D minor) your dick, I'm like holy (F major) shit,
that's a small (G major) (D minor) dick
(A minor) (Goddamn)
Every time I (C major) look at (D minor) my dick,
I'm like holy (A minor) shit, that's a (C major) big (F major) dick
And (G major) (F major) (A minor) every time I (C major) look at (D minor) your dick,
I'm like holy (F major) shit, that's a (G major) small (D minor) dick
(A minor) (Goddamn)
Verse 6
Yeah dog, it's motherfuckin' kid cuisine
My (F major) dick is (A minor) bigger than (C major) Mr. Clean
So fresh you can swish it like (D minor) Listerine
Your (A minor) dick look like Adam Levine
My dick like Pinocchio nose
I lie and I just watch it grow
(C major) I hang low like (D minor) trunk of (A minor) Dum bo
While your dick is (F major) small like (A minor) Frodo
Okay now Young (C major) punk in this
Verse 7
(A minor)
motherfucker
Place looking right in this
(D minor) motherfucker (G major)
Big dick (D minor) Clark in this motherfucker
Dick look (A minor) like a fuckin' Nutter Butter
Verse 8
Time to avoid them Barry Bonds (A minor)
Dick so big, got a (C major) car alarm
(F major) Dick so big that it bought the farm
Your dick like Seth (A minor) Rogen's arm
Coming through with a big wang
Doing things bigger (C major) than the big bang
(F major) Your dick don't got no name
Your bitch call my dick Ving Rhames
V- V- V- Ving (A minor)
Rhames, Rhames, Rhames
Every time I (C major) look at
Verse 9
(D minor) my dick,
I'm like holy (A minor) shit, that's a (C major) big (F major) dick (G major)
And (A minor) every time I (C major) look at (D minor) your dick, I'm like holy (F major) shit,
that's a (G major) small (D minor) dick
(A minor) (Goddamn)
Every time I (C major) look at (D minor) my dick, I'm like holy shit, (A minor)
that's a (C major) big (F major) dick (G major)
(Goddamn)
And (A minor) every time I (C major) look at (D minor) your dick, I'm like holy (F major) shit,
that's a small (G major) (D minor) dick
(A minor) (Goddamn)
Verse 10
Your dick's growing (A minor) mold (C major)
My (F major) dick shines like gold
(A minor) Your dick's like the Pope (C major)
(F major) My dick don't get old (A minor)
Every morning (C major) I wake up (F major) and cry
It's too much dick for one (A minor) guy
But if I donated (C major) my shit
to science (F major)
Motherfucker probably start a riot
(D minor)
Verse 11
(A minor) Every time I (C major) look at (D minor) my dick, I'm like holy shit, (A minor)
that's a (C major) big (F major) dick
(Goddamn)
And (G major) (A minor) every time I (C major) look at (D minor) your dick,
I'm like holy (F major) shit, that's a small (G major) dick (D minor)
(A minor) (Goddamn)
Every time I (C major) look at (D minor) my dick, I'm like holy (A minor) shit,
that's a (C major) big (F major) dick (G major) (F major)
(A minor) (Goddamn)
Every (C major) time I look at (D minor) your dick, I'm like holy (F major) shit,
that's a small (G major) (D minor) dick
(That's a small dick)
My Dick
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