Best Tuning App Ever
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“I've downloaded many tuning apps before and this one is by far the best. Easy to use, super user-friendly, and they have a bunch of fun different chords and songs to help you learn new music. I highly recommend.”
Verse 1
F
Am
E- e- e- very time I look at my dick
Dick, dick, dick
F
Call me on the dog and bone
Verse 2
Am
Dm
All you Yanks, that's a telephone
F
Here have a look,
Dm
just have a butcher's
Am
Northern Mancky, cock- munchers
C
My dick's bigger than your brother
Dm
Pushing twenty- five stone like your mother
My dick's bigger than Wales
And your dick's smaller than a
motherfuckin' snail
Am
C
Ma bite mec Ca
Verse 3
Dm
monte jusqu'a la tour
C
Ta bite mec
Dm
Am
Ca voit meme pas le jour
Verse 4
Am
Dm
My dick like the Mississippi river
Am
Dm
My dick ask your bitch,
Am
what's for din ner?
C
Every time I look at
Verse 5
Dm
my dick,
Am
C
F
G
I'm like holy shit, that's a big dick
Am
C
Dm
F
And every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit,
G
Dm
that's a small dick
Am
(Goddamn)
C
Dm
Every time I look at my dick,
Am
C
F
I'm like holy shit, that's a big dick
G
F
Am
C
Dm
And every time I look at your dick,
F
G
Dm
I'm like holy shit, that's a small dick
Am
(Goddamn)
Verse 6
Yeah dog, it's motherfuckin' kid cuisine
F
Am
C
My dick is bigger than Mr. Clean
Dm
So fresh you can swish it like Listerine
Am
Your dick look like Adam Levine
My dick like Pinocchio nose
I lie and I just watch it grow
C
Dm
Am
I hang low like trunk of Dum bo
F
Am
While your dick is small like Frodo
C
Okay now Young punk in this
Verse 7
Am
motherfucker
Place looking right in this
Dm
G
motherfucker
Dm
Big dick Clark in this motherfucker
Am
Dick look like a fuckin' Nutter Butter
Verse 8
Am
Time to avoid them Barry Bonds
C
Dick so big, got a car alarm
F
Dick so big that it bought the farm
Am
Your dick like Seth Rogen's arm
Coming through with a big wang
C
Doing things bigger than the big bang
F
Your dick don't got no name
Your bitch call my dick Ving Rhames
Am
V- V- V- Ving
Rhames, Rhames, Rhames
C
Every time I look at
Verse 9
Dm
my dick,
Am
C
F
G
I'm like holy shit, that's a big dick
Am
C
Dm
F
And every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit,
G
Dm
that's a small dick
Am
(Goddamn)
C
Dm
Am
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like holy shit,
C
F
G
that's a big dick
(Goddamn)
Am
C
Dm
F
And every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit,
G
Dm
that's a small dick
Am
(Goddamn)
Verse 10
Am
C
Your dick's growing mold
F
My dick shines like gold
Am
C
Your dick's like the Pope
F
Am
My dick don't get old
C
F
Every morning I wake up and cry
Am
It's too much dick for one guy
C
But if I donated my shit
F
to science
Motherfucker probably start a riot
Dm
Verse 11
Am
C
Dm
Am
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like holy shit,
C
F
that's a big dick
(Goddamn)
G
Am
C
Dm
And every time I look at your dick,
F
G
Dm
I'm like holy shit, that's a small dick
Am
(Goddamn)
C
Dm
Am
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like holy shit,
C
F
G
F
that's a big dick
Am
(Goddamn)
C
Dm
F
Every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit,
G
Dm
that's a small dick
(That's a small dick)
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Rose the Black Cat
“I mostly use this for tuning my guitar, which this app makes ridiculously easy. It also has a large selection of songs to play along to and it helps show you which chords to play as well how to make the shapes with your fingers.”
Got me back into playing
Tuliketsune
“I got this app to tune an old guitar, and noticed it has a feature that autoscrolls as I play chords to famous songs. For some reason, this was a lot more motivating for me than any other way of practicing guitar. Now I'm actually practicing and remembering the names of chords 🙂”
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Brad
“Not only is it a tuner (best app tuner I've used personally) but it also has a metronome, games, chords, and a plethora of instruments to choose from and it's SUPER easy to navigate. I love it! Thanks for making an awesome app. From one musician to another, THANKS!!!”
Very reliable tuner
theNewPaul
“This is a great app! Very easy to use and very reliable, if you are just starting out, you can take a big worry off your mind, by getting in tune quickly and easily with this app. Highly recommended!”
This is the best guitar tuner ever.
Caleb Schafli
“It tunes your guitar accurately so you can get the best sound. I like all the other little games as well because they teach you how to play different chords and you can learn to identify the chords by listening to them and it is all offline.”
Great to tune and play
Lynae T
“I love how easy it is to tune and find and play my favorite songs.”