My Dick
My Dick

My Dick easy guitar chords by 3oh!3

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  • Verse 1
    E- 
    e- e- 
    very 
    time 
    look 
    at 
    my 
    dick 

    Dick, 
    dick, 
    dick 

    Call 
    me 
    on 
    the dog 
    and bone 
    Verse 2

    All 
    you 
    Yanks, 
    that's 
    telephone 

    Here 
    have 
    a look, 

    just 
    have 
    a butcher's 

    Northern 
    Mancky, cock- 
    munchers 

    My 
    dick's 
    bigger 
    than your 
    brother 

    Pushing 
    twenty- 
    five 
    stone 
    like your 
    mother 

    My 
    dick's 
    bigger 
    than 
    Wales 

    And 
    your 
    dick's 
    smaller 
    than a 

    motherfuckin' 
    snail 

    Ma 
    bite 
    mec 
    Ca 
    Verse 3

    monte 
    jusqu'a 
    la tour 

    Ta 
    bite 
    mec 

    Ca 
    voit 
    meme 
    pas 
    le jour 

    Verse 4
    My 
    dick 
    like 
    the 
    Mississippi 
    river 

    My 
    dick 
    ask 
    your 
    bitch, 

    what's 
    for 
    din
    ner? 

    Every 
    time 
    look 
    at 
    Verse 5
    my 
    dick, 

    I'm 
    like 
    holy 
    shit, 
    that's 
    big 
    dick 

    And 
    every 
    time 
    look 
    at 
    your 
    dick, 
    I'm 
    like 
    holy 
    shit, 

    that's 
    a small 
    dick 

    (Goddamn) 

    Every 
    time 
    look 
    at 
    my 
    dick, 

    I'm 
    like 
    holy 
    shit, 
    that's 
    big 
    dick 

    And 
    every 
    time 
    look 
    at 
    your 
    dick, 

    I'm 
    like 
    holy 
    shit, 
    that's 
    small 
    dick 

    (Goddamn) 

    Verse 6
    Yeah 
    dog, 
    it's motherfuckin' 
    kid 
    cuisine 

    My 
    dick 
    is 
    bigger 
    than 
    Mr. 
    Clean 

    So 
    fresh 
    you can 
    swish 
    it like 
    Listerine 

    Your 
    dick 
    look 
    like Adam 
    Levine 

    My 
    dick 
    like 
    Pinocchio 
    nose 

    lie 
    and 
    just 
    watch 
    it 
    grow 

    hang 
    low 
    like 
    trunk 
    of 
    Dum
    bo 

    While your 
    dick 
    is 
    small 
    like 
    Frodo 

    Okay 
    now 
    Young 
    punk 
    in this 
    Verse 7

    motherfucker 

    Place 
    looking 
    right 
    in this 

    motherfucker

    Big 
    dick 
    Clark 
    in this 
    motherfucker 

    Dick 
    look 
    like 
    a fuckin' 
    Nutter 
    Butter 

    Verse 8
    Time 
    to avoid 
    them 
    Barry 
    Bonds 

    Dick 
    so 
    big, 
    got 
    car 
    alarm 

    Dick 
    so 
    big 
    that it 
    bought 
    the farm 

    Your 
    dick 
    like 
    Seth 
    Rogen's arm 

    Coming 
    through 
    with 
    a big 
    wang 

    Doing 
    things 
    bigger 
    than the 
    big 
    bang 

    Your 
    dick 
    don't 
    got 
    no 
    name 

    Your 
    bitch 
    call 
    my 
    dick 
    Ving 
    Rhames 

    V- 
    V- V- 
    Ving 

    Rhames, Rhames, Rhames 

    Every 
    time 
    look 
    at 
    Verse 9
    my 
    dick, 

    I'm 
    like 
    holy 
    shit, 
    that's 
    big 
    dick 

    And 
    every 
    time 
    look 
    at 
    your 
    dick, 
    I'm 
    like 
    holy 
    shit, 

    that's 
    small 
    dick 

    (Goddamn) 

    Every 
    time 
    look 
    at 
    my 
    dick, 
    I'm 
    like 
    holy 
    shit, 

    that's 
    big 
    dick 

    (Goddamn) 

    And 
    every 
    time 
    look 
    at 
    your 
    dick, 
    I'm 
    like 
    holy 
    shit, 

    that's 
    a small 
    dick 

    (Goddamn) 

    Verse 10
    Your 
    dick's 
    growing 
    mold 

    My 
    dick 
    shines 
    like 
    gold 

    Your 
    dick's 
    like 
    the 
    Pope 

    My 
    dick 
    don't 
    get 
    old 

    Every 
    morning 
    wake 
    up 
    and 
    cry 

    It's 
    too 
    much 
    dick 
    for 
    one 
    guy 

    But 
    if 
    I donated 
    my 
    shit 

    to science 

    Motherfucker 
    probably 
    start 
    a riot 

    Verse 11

    Every 
    time 
    look 
    at 
    my 
    dick, 
    I'm 
    like 
    holy 
    shit, 

    that's 
    big 
    dick 

    (Goddamn) 

    And 
    every 
    time 
    look 
    at 
    your 
    dick, 

    I'm 
    like 
    holy 
    shit, 
    that's 
    a small 
    dick 

    (Goddamn) 

    Every 
    time 
    look 
    at 
    my 
    dick, 
    I'm 
    like 
    holy 
    shit, 

    that's 
    big 
    dick 

    (Goddamn) 

    Every 
    time 
    look 
    at 
    your 
    dick, 
    I'm 
    like 
    holy 
    shit, 

    that's 
    a small 
    dick 

    (That's a small dick) 

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