Key: Bb major
Verse 1
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don't teach in public schools
And so let's all recite Velma Von
Tussle's golden rules
Verse 2
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(Mrs. Von Tussle says)
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(Mrs. Von Tussle says)
Colors, ladies,
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(Mrs. Von Tussle says)
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growls
(Remember)
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What Mrs. Von Tussle says is gold
Verse 3
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be the right fit
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We must read out those Baltimore
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hips
(Remember)
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What Mrs. Von Tussle says sticks
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A
Verse 4
just wasn't up for grabs
underlocking key
to Miss Baltimore Crabs!
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C#
(Yeah, way back in one million
(Cha cha cha!)
Verse 5
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Brenda clearly went too
Am
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G
(Mrs. Von Tussle says)
Verse 6
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Just how many sweat ers do you own?
Three? (Aw!)
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What color is your private
princess from?
Aqua? (Aw!)
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Come back when daddy buys you
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a new nose
(Remember)
Verse 7
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(Mrs. Von Tussle says)
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Listen people, can I be frank?
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You're twist was crap and kid,
your pony stanks!
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a scratch for fleas and ticks?
(Remember)
What Mrs. Von Tussle says sticks
Verse 8
My God, what's on your face?
Velma's public wants to see
seem a much more lovely place
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If everybody here in looked
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(Cha cha cha!)
Verse 9
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And finally, I hate to sound cruel
Verse 10
Would you swim in an integrated pool?
I sure would, I'm all for integration,
it's the new frontier
Verse 11
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(Mrs. Von Tussle says)
Darling, well,
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this just is not your day
Guys, Amber, take her away!
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