Mr l’agent chords by
Seth Gueko

Verse 1
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Chérie,
A A 
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péta l'sac de Juliette pendant qu'j'égorge Roméo
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J'croque la vie à pleines dents comme
les zombies d'Georges Romero
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D D 
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Ouais j'ai les crocs comme un pitbull
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qui t'ronge ta jambe
J'suis l'Père Fouettard, MC,
va faire tes devoirs et range ta chambre
Accroche ta sangle, on a l'pied au plancher
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Am Am 
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Balance les gambas
sur la plancha
C C 
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J'soulève mon sexe en acier
D D 
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trempé d'une simple pensée
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Tu veux goûter l'bitume, penche-toi,
que j't'encule avec du gravier
Grossier est le langage
Vous connaissez le personnage
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Dans le  gosier,
du douze ans d'âge
J'ai tes dossiers,
j'ai fait les sondages
C C 
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Monte sur l'ring au son d'la
D D 
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cloche à fromage, rapapa
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Maintenant, si un gruyère te voit il t'appellera

Interlude 1

\"Papa\"

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Verse 2
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Yeah, Monsieur l'Agent
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veut mes papiers
Mais j'les ai pas, j'les ai oubliés
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D D 
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Ses collègues me re gardent les
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yeux écarquillés
Passez-moi les menottes,
vous faites pas prier
J'ai d'la chatte à fouetter,
du pain sur la planche à billets
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Ils savent pas rapper, pas s'habiller,
C C 
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allez vous démaquiller
D D 
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Yeah, détache le chèque
Em Em 
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selon les pointillés
Ce soir, Monsieur l'Agent

Verse 3
n'aura pas mes papiers
Em Em 
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Nique le 6.6.6
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Le comble de la Diablesse c'est d'avoir
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C C 
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le paradis entre ses cuisses
D D 
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La vie n'est pas rose comme
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un clitoris
Quand j'repense aux immondices
faites par Dominique Baudis
On dit pas \"Le cow-boy roupille\" fils,
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A A 
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mais \"l'homme au pistolet dort\"
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C C 
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On  nique les skins, on fiste les porcs
Ouais j'donne l'heure à leurs
D D 
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intestins
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Qu'on m'dise que j'ai tort d'avoir
fuit le triste décor parisien
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La vie c'est des questions du début à la fin
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Ça commence par la tétine ou l'téton
puis l'flingue ou l'surin
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D D 
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Ça se terminera par du chêne ou du sapin
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La Terre est ronde pourtant y'a des tapins dans

Interlude 2

les quatre coins

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Verse 4
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Yeah, Monsieur l'Agent veut
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A A 
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mes papiers
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Mais j'les ai pas, j'les ai oubliés
C C 
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D D 
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Ses collègues me re gardent les
Em Em 
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yeux écarquillés
Passez-moi les menottes,
vous faites pas prier
J'ai d'la chatte à fouetter,
du pain sur la planche à billets
Am Am 
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A A 
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Ils savent pas rapper, pas s'habiller,
Am Am 
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C C 
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al  lez vous démaquiller
D D 
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Yeah, détache le chèque
Em Em 
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selon les pointillés
Ce soir, Monsieur l'Agent

Verse 5
n'aura pas mes papiers
Em Em 
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J'suis dans l'Faucon Millenium, Han Solo
A A 
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T'es pas un homme,
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même tes couilles elles t'ont unfollow
C C 
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J'suis qu'un salaud,
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c'est soit j'm'essuie dans l'sopalin
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Ou soit tu  swallow
Et ouais mon lapin,
c'est soit l'un ou soit l'autre
Elles investissent dans leurs nibards
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excédant la puterie
C'est l'hôpital qui s'fout
C C 
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d'la charcuterie
D D 
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C'est pas moi qui ai grossi, non,
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c'est tes yeux qui ont maigri
J'suis resté l'même
contrairement à ces abrutis
Dans l'fond,
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j'me dis qu'on est plutôt bien loti
A A 
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Quand j'pense aux frères au habs
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C C 
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en  train d'nettoyer la cour
J'avais des frères,
D D 
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la jalousie les a rendues aigris
Em Em 
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Ché rie, c'est tes oreilles qu'on devrait appeler \"les
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Bm Bm 2
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Em Em 
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poignets d'amour\"
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Am Am 
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Em Em 
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Verse 6
Yeah, Monsieur l'Agent
A A 
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veut mes papiers
Am Am 
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Mais j'les ai  pas, j'les ai oubliés
C C 
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D D 
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Ses collègues me re gardent les
Em Em 
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yeux écarquillés
Passez-moi les menottes,
vous faites pas prier
J'ai d'la chatte à fouetter,
du pain sur la planche à billets
Am Am 
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Ils savent pas rapper, pas s'habiller,
C C 
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allez vous démaquiller
D D 
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Yeah, détache le chèque
Em Em 
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selon les pointillés
Ce soir, Monsieur l'Agent n'aura pas