Mork 'N' Mindy
Mork 'N' Mindy

Mork 'N' Mindy easy guitar chords by Sleaford Mods

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  • B

    2

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    • Intro 1


    Verse 1
    Mork 'n' Mindy, 

    Action 
    Man 
    'n' 
    Cindy 

    I don't 
    mess 
    about 

    I make 
    'em 
    kiss 
    each 
    other when 

    my mum 
    'n' 
    dad 
    go out 

    No 
    messing, 
    no 
    curtain 
    twitching, 

    no 
    stressing 

    I don't 
    hang 
    about, 

    I get 
    'em 
    down 
    and dirty 

    Then 
    get 
    'em 
    falling 
    out, 

    then get 
    'em 
    flirty 

    Get 
    'em 
    throwing 
    plates 
    at 

    each 
    other 

    'Cause that's 
    what's 
    it's all 
    about 

    Oi, 
    fuck 
    off 
    back 
    to your 
    own 
    room, 
    welcome 

    Verse 2
    In 
    the back 
    room, 
    when 
    fuck 
    all's 
    going 
    on, 

    what's 
    new? 

    And the 
    plated 
    scenes 
    of that 

    I live 
    on a 
    really 
    depressing 
    cul 
    de 
    sac 

    Where 
    couples 
    get 
    divorced 

    And people 
    come 
    up 
    that you'd 

    never 
    seen 
    before 

    Like 
    that 
    smell 
    of cigars 
    and oil 
    twat 

    Verse 3
    You 
    go, 
    too 
    high, 
    too 
    low 

    It 
    doesn't 
    make 
    a 
    difference 

    I 
    know, 
    too 
    high, 
    too 
    low 

    But the 
    system 
    won't 
    go 

    Too 
    high, 
    too 
    low 

    It 
    doesn't 
    make 
    a 
    difference 

    I 
    know, 
    too 
    high, 
    too 
    low 

    But the 
    system 
    won't 
    go 

    Verse 4
    Mork 'n' Mindy, 
    I got 

    eagle 
    eyes 
    above 
    me 

    I just 
    hit it 
    out, 
    in 
    beige 
    and 
    tan 

    and 
    stain 
    proof 
    kitchen 
    mats 

    And 
    out, 
    house, 

    pheasant 
    just 
    hanging 
    about 

    Look 
    at the seed 
    pouch 
    on 
    the 
    fucker, 

    old 
    man and 
    his 
    brother 

    Setting 
    about, 
    stinks 
    like 
    an old 
    body, 

    like 
    mornings 
    on the 
    voddy 

    Shotgun 
    lager 
    hotty, like 
    PornHub, sticking 

    constantly 

    WiFi's gone 
    all Lo- 
    Fi, 

    my 
    arse 
    is feeling 
    too 
    dry 

    Like 
    crackers 
    out 
    at midnight, 

    I can't 
    be 
    arsed with 
    butter, 
    alright 

    Verse 5
    You're not 
    from 
    'round 
    here, 
    crashed 

    landed 
    about 
    a week 
    ago 

    Yeah, I feel 
    for 
    you, I 
    do 

    The 
    state 
    of 
    it is 
    alarming, 

    so don't 
    presume 
    anything 

    Or 
    Blue 
    Monday 
    will someday 

    become 
    you 

    Well the 
    furniture's 
    the same, 

    but the 
    menu's rearranged 

    And your jokes 
    won't 
    land 
    in 

    the same 
    space 
    you're 
    used 
    to 

    Verse 6
    You 
    go, 
    too 
    high, 
    too 
    low 

    It 
    doesn't 
    make 
    a 
    difference 

    I 
    know, 
    too 
    high, 
    too 
    low 

    But the 
    system 
    won't 
    go 

    Too 
    high, 
    too 
    low 

    It 
    doesn't 
    make 
    a 
    difference 

    I 
    know, 
    too 
    high, 
    too 
    low 

    Interlude 1
    But the 
    system 
    won't 
    go 


    Verse 7
    I 
    looked 
    out 
    on 
    the 
    throw 

    outside 
    of 
    my 
    window 

    Outside 
    there 
    wasn't 
    anything 
    nice 
    to 
    see 

    I 
    wanted 
    things 
    to smell, 

    like 
    meadows, 
    not 
    like 
    hell 

    Dying 
    dandelions 
    and 
    bumble 
    bees 

    I 
    looked 
    out 
    at 
    the 
    throw 

    outside 
    of 
    my 
    window 

    Outside 
    there 
    wasn't 
    anything 
    nice 
    to 
    see 

    I 
    wanted 
    things 
    to 
    smell, 

    like 
    meadows, 
    not 
    like 
    hell 

    Outro 1
    Dying 
    dandelions 
    and 
    bumble 
    bees 


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