Key: F minor
Intro 1
G#m
C#
B
G#m
C#
B
G#m
Verse 1
C#
G#m
A big surprise
C#
G#m
What a monster pulled out my eyes
C#
B
G#m
Now they're made of glass
C#
B
G#m
Shiny, marble, and totally useless
C#
B
G#m
C#
B
G#m
C#
B
G#m
You can't use them
B
G#m
C#
B
G#m
They're so cold,
C#
B
G#m
an d hard to hold
C#
B
G#m
C#
B
G#m
Of these stupidly I sing
To make a fist
G#m
Gm
G#m
C#
Gm
A fist is all I need to hit
G#m
C#
B
G#m
C#
G#m
C#
B
G#m
C#
G#m
What a shock,
C#
G#m
for the monster that ripped off my cock
C#
B
G#m
Now there's just a sock
C#
B
G#m
there in my pants
C#
G#m
C#
A series of knots in
B
G#m
all the right spots
C#
Big
B
G#m
C#
B
G#m
Dick might have a little chance
Writing letters, sending postcards
G#m
Gm
G#m
I can't make love to you this way
C#
B
G#m
A big surprise
C#
G#m
A big surprise
C#
B
G#m
A big surprise
C#
B
G#m
Gm
A big surprise
you
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ChordsG#m C# B Gm
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