Key: F minor
Intro 1
F#m
B
A
F#m
B
A
F#m
Verse 1
B
F#m
A big surprise
B
F#m
What a monster pulled out my eyes
B
A
F#m
Now they're made of glass
B
A
F#m
Shiny, marble, and totally useless
B
A
F#m
B
A
F#m
B
A
F#m
You can't use them
A
F#m
B
A
F#m
They're so cold,
B
A
F#m
an d hard to hold
B
A
F#m
B
A
F#m
Of these stupidly I sing
To make a fist
F#m
E#m
F#m
B
E#m
A fist is all I need to hit
F#m
B
A
F#m
B
F#m
B
A
F#m
B
F#m
What a shock,
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F#m
for the monster that ripped off my cock
B
A
F#m
Now there's just a sock
B
A
F#m
there in my pants
B
F#m
B
A series of knots in
A
F#m
all the right spots
B
Big
A
F#m
B
A
F#m
Dick might have a little chance
Writing letters, sending postcards
F#m
E#m
F#m
I can't make love to you this way
B
A
F#m
A big surprise
B
F#m
A big surprise
B
A
F#m
A big surprise
B
A
F#m
E#m
A big surprise
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