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Men chords by 
Carol Channing
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Verse 1
A
E
Am
E
Men, men, men
Am
Men, they are the sex
E
that isn't us
Am
E
They've got names like
Max and Sam and Gus
Am
Men, they wear shirts
E
and ties and vests
Am
E
Over hairy arms and hairy chest
A
Men, they think we are just a slave
D
A
Am
F
All because they always need a shave
B
Men, they think they're
a special sight,
E
cause their buttons go from left to right.
A
They make girls lean against a lamppost,
D
and sing, My man, I love him so,
E
A
he'll never know.
Am
I'll never lean against a lamppost,
F
Dm
for what is a man? fraud and a fake,
D
Am
A
F#m
E
who thinks his mustache is made of cake.
B
E
They take us out and feed us,
Dm
they jump into pajamas,
F
E
They tell us that they need us,
D
E
they really need their mommas.
B
E
F
Men! I'm through with men!
Bb
Bbm
Men! They think cheating's
F
just a game,
except when ladies try to do the same.
Bb
Bbm
F
Men! When they puff a big cigar,
they begin behaving like the Czar.
Men! They think they are
Bb
headliners,
Ebm
Bb
cause they wear those flat
heel lace -up shoes.
C
E
Men, they think we
C
F
should be in thrall,
cause their heads can go
completely bald.
Bb
Eb
They make girls cry beside a wash tub,
and sing, he's just my bill,
Bb
don't know what makes me thrill.
I'll never cry beside a wash tub,
for what is a man?
Ebm
A pitiful case,
Bb
who thinks that he's deep,
E#
cause he sings bass.
E
They tell us we're the meek sex,
Ebm
which yes, I love to give them.
F
Bb
E
They're strong and we're the weak sex,
Bb
F
so how come we outlive them?
C
Dbdim
F
Men, I'm through with men.
And furthermore,
to think I gave that man
F
the best five years of my life.
I let him do everything
F
that makes a man happy,
Bb
F
Bb
like buy things for me.
And furthermore,
F
men have blamed we girls
Bb
for everything throughout history.
Bb
Ever since Adam and Eve,
when Eve gave Adam that big,
F
shiny red apple,
Bb
he did n't have to take it,
didn't he have a mind of his own?
All he had to do was say, No thanks,
Bbm
I'll have a banana!
Eb
Bbm
Men! Just because we're
a little bit different shapes,
doesn't mean that we
aren't a person!
I want you to know I'm not that bad!
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