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Memphis Psychosis easy guitar chords by Tijuana Bible
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Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
Fret 2
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
D
C
D
C
Intro 1
Verse 1
I
was
running
fast
in
I -61,
maybe
three
hours
outside
of
Memphis,
making
good
time
and
driving
smooth,
on
course
for the Elvis
Presley
souvenir
shopping
mall
and
pharmacy.
Even
though
it was only
a
51
Hudson,
it was running
like
a
dream,
and about the
only
thing
that
stopped it
being
a perfect
day
was
I couldn't
get anything
on
the radio
but
Bobby
Rydell
Howard
Stern
or
Oral
Roberts,
who was threatened
to
strike
me dead
if
I didn't send
him
money.
All
in
all,
though, I was
feeling
pretty
good,
which
made it
come as
something of
a major
surprise
that
I never
made
it
to
Memphis.
It
was
probably
my
own
fault.
I
should never
have
taken
those
pills
that were offered
to me
in the men's
room
by
a Mexican
in
a lime
green
matador
suit
that not even
Prince
would have
the
gold to
wear.
I
was in
this
Denny's
along
the
way.
I'd only
pulled
in
for a
cup of
coffee
and a
pack of
cigarettes
and
some
Jim Thompson
fantasy
about
the
waitress.
Never
stopped
a
place
that only
serves
non
-alcoholic
beer.
Moosey,
Den,
Moosey,
Den,
Jack.
Now,
Mexican
wanted
five
bucks
a
pop
for these
suckers.
Maybe
I shouldn't
have taken
ten,
but I was
in the
mood for
conspicuous
consumption,
and
the ghost
of
Elvis
was
at
my
shoulder.
I should
have suspected
that something
was
up
when the Mexican
made
a secret
hand
signal
and
vanished.
Carlos
Castaneda
comes
in all
shapes
and
sizes.
Even
then,
though,
there
in
the men's
room,
I
never
thought
that I
wouldn't
make
it
to
Memphis.
I
guess
it already
started
with the
flickerings
at the
corners
of my
eyes
that I
dismissed
at
the time
as
being
a
result
of not
having slept
for
48
hours
straight.
The
bats
came
later.
At
first
they were
content to
loiter
in
the periphery
of my
vision,
but
after
a
while
they
got
real
bold
and
started
flying
alongside
the
car
in formation,
like
they were
on their way
to bomb
Dresden.
It
really
got bad
when
I was going
down this
slight
incline.
There
wasn't
another car
in
sight.
Then
I ran
into
this waist
-deep,
hammer
horror
Edgar
Allan
Poe
missed.
And I
began to
realize
that
I wasn't
going
to
make
it
to
Memphis.
Now,
after I
hit the
mist,
all
I can get
on the
radio
is
this angelic
choir,
an
d
the signs
are
written in
Hittite,
and at
any moment
Rod
Serling
is
going to come
march
ing through
the
wind
shield
and
offer me
for your
consideration.
Oh,
God,
oh,
Graceland,
am I
in a lot
of trouble.
I
have
lost
all
sense
of motion
and my
hands
are turning
blue.
And
there's
definitely
something
wrong
with
space
and
time.
And
the
Hudson
has
started
to
glow.
Oh
shit!
Here
comes
the
monolith!
What
did
I
do to
finish
up
here?
Some
post
-Einstein
zombie
flying
Dutchman
in
a wormhole
I
can't
get
out
of
because
in
here
there's
no
concept
of
out.
Life's
a
bitch
and
then you're
infinite
and
I never
made
it
to
Memphis.
I
never
made
it
to
Memphis.
You
hear
me?
I
never
made
it
to
Memphis.
I
never
made
it
to
Memphis.
I
never
made
it
to
Memphis.
We
I'm
sorry
,
I'm
sorry.
sorry.
sorry.
Because...
...tell
you
what,
that's
what
you
were meant
to
be.
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