This is a story about
Melvin
McBean.
He's the toughest little
quirk you ever did see.
If you're in trouble on the playground or at lunch,
I tell you that boy packs a serious punch.
The sky grew dark in the thunder bar and
the lightning cracked through the night.
The houses shook and the fish in the
brook were fanning their fins in fright.
But
Melvin
McBrickle on a red bicycle
was only just six and a half
Looked out at the storm and in true hero's
form smiled and just started to laugh
He just laughed
Let me tell you about
Melvin now
Come on, let me tell you
about a boy named
Melvin
He said, I'm not afraid, I'm in the second grade,
and I can wrestle a lion or two.
When a boy constricted, went after my sister,
I tied him like the lace of my shoe.
My shoe was blue.
If you're in a pickle, call
Melvin
McBrickle.
He'll come save you
as quick as he can.
If you need some help,
well just give a little help, cause
Melvin
McRickett's your man.
What I tell you, that's one soft little man.
Talkin' bout
Melvin, yes I am.
Melvin!
When
Melvin and cousins who run in the dozens
were takin' a train to
Peru.
Who?
They got stopped at a mountain by a llama who
was spoutin' muddles and puddles of goo
When they asked where they wanted the llama undaunted,
said he'd be eatin' the train
That's when
Melvin got maddened for the
llama that was bad
Melvin left them cryin' in pain
Out in the rain
If you're in a pickle, call
Melvin your prickle
He'll come save you
as quick as he can
Now if you need a hand
Someone to take a stand
Then
Melvin
McGriffin's your man
He is a uniquely powerful child
He's an incredible kid, what can I say?
Melvin
McGriffin, yeah
One day at the zoo a baby ti
ger turned blue
Everyone was afraid of his mom
The cub had to be saved
But no one was brave enough
To lose a foot or an arm
But
Melvin was there
And yes, he did dare to take the cub
To
Dr.
Tom
Dr.
Tom, with much care,
gave the ti ger some air
And the tiger gave a good healthy yawn
And his troubles were gone
If you're in a pickle
Call
Melvin
McWickle
If you need some help,
we'll just give a little yell
Cause
Melvin
McBrickle's your man
Yeah,
Melvin
McBrickle's your man
Melvin
McBrickle's your man
Yo
Melvin, I was wondering, I don't want you to tell nobody or anything,
but you know this guy's been bothering me
I was wondering if you could come over and
like check him out and just see what you think