Key: F major
Verse 1
I want you to pick up that toast
It is John Wayne,
B
F#
it's just John Wayne as a little girl
Let's try this again
G#m
C#m
And masculine butter
F#
G#m
D#
G#m
Ready for spreading by
G#
C#dim
Pick up that knife
Em
C#dim
Em
B
and make believe it's our machete
C#m
F#
through the cherry pre serves
G#m
C#m
and Jean Paul Belmondo
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G#m
G#
G#m
Think of the Legionnaires
G#
C#dim
So like a stevedore you grab your cup
B
E
And if, God forbid, that
F#
C#m
F#
You can climb back up the mountain
B
F#
once again
You got that? I think so
Don't think! No!
You're a man!
I'm a man!
You're a man!
I'm a man!
You're a man!
Does anyone hear an echo?
Oh, I'll bang!
How about that laugh of yours?
G#m
C#m
An d growl like a tiger
F#
G#
G#m
Give us a roaring, snoring,
C#
G#
C#m
G
Ha! Oh. and remem ber that John
C#dim
Em
B
Wayne was not soprano.
G#m
C#sus4
C#m
E
Try making it rough and gruff and low. Oh,
D#
oh.
G#
C#m
F#
and less Bridget Bardot.
B
F#
G#m
C#m
Think of de Gaulle and think of Rasputin.
F#
G#m
Think like a Dan,
G#
Edim
C#dim
While trying to join the Burley Brutes,
F#
E
if you forget that your nylons
F#
C#m
F#
You can climb back up the mountain
C
E#
Alright now,
F#
B
F#
E#
F#
E#
F#
try to imitate my walk.
C
D
E#m
throw my back out.
G#
D
Alban, you are the greatest
performer
on the Riviera.
Fsus4
F
of Shakespeare and Moliere
Dsus4
G
getting that tour of Dolly.
D
Ddim
D
Now, you're trying to tell me
Dsus4
D
G
that playing dear, simple Uncle Al
is beyond your range.
C
Edim
Bb
C
Stand back! No,
Eb
Ab
Eb
E#m
F#
E#
Caug
no, no, no, no!
G#
A#
D
G
Bb
F
Up and up, hey -up, hey -up, hey -up
Ab
Db
and Robin Hood's men
G
A#
G#
Try not to weaken or collapse
F#aug
Edim
D
If they discover the hanging holds
E#
A#
once again
D#
You
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