Key: F major
Verse 1
I want you to pick up that toast
It is John Wayne,
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A
it's just John Wayne as a little girl
Let's try this again
Bm
Em
And masculine butter
A
Bm
F#
Bm
Ready for spreading by
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Edim
Pick up that knife
Gm
Edim
Gm
D
and make believe it's our machete
Em
A
through the cherry pre serves
Bm
Em
and Jean Paul Belmondo
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Bm
B
Bm
Think of the Legionnaires
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Edim
So like a stevedore you grab your cup
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G
And if, God forbid, that
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Em
A
You can climb back up the mountain
D
A
once again
You got that? I think so
Don't think! No!
You're a man!
I'm a man!
You're a man!
I'm a man!
You're a man!
Does anyone hear an echo?
Oh, I'll bang!
How about that laugh of yours?
Bm
Em
An d growl like a tiger
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B
Bm
Give us a roaring, snoring,
E
B
Em
Bb
Ha! Oh. and remember that John
Edim
Gm
D
Wayne was not soprano.
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Esus4
Em
G
Try making it rough and gruff and low. Oh,
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oh.
B
Em
A
and less Bridget Bardot.
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A
Bm
Em
Think of de Gaulle and think of Rasputin.
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Bm
Think like a Dan,
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Gdim
Edim
While trying to join the Burley Brutes,
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G
if you forget that your nylons
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Em
A
You can climb back up the mountain
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G#
Alright now,
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D
A
G#
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G#
A
try to imitate my walk.
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F
G#m
throw my back out.
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F
Alban, you are the greatest
performer
on the Riviera.
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of Shakespeare and Moliere
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Bb
getting that tour of Dolly.
F
Fdim
F
Now, you're trying to tell me
Fsus4
F
Bb
that playing dear, simple Uncle Al
is beyond your range.
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Gdim
Db
Eb
Stand back! No,
Gb
B
F#
G#m
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G#
Ebaug
no, no, no, no!
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C#
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Bb
Db
Ab
Up and up, hey -up, hey -up, hey -up
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E
and Robin Hood's men
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C#
B
Try not to weaken or collapse
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Gdim
F
If they discover the hanging holds
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C#
once again
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You
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