Key: F major
Verse 1
I want you to pick up that toast
It is John Wayne,
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it's just John Wayne as a little girl
Let's try this again
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And masculine butter
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Ready for spreading by
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Pick up that knife
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and make believe it's our machete
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through the cherry pre serves
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and Jean Paul Belmondo
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Think of the Legionnaires
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So like a stevedore you grab your cup
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And if, God forbid, that
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You can climb back up the mountain
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once again
You got that? I think so
Don't think! No!
You're a man!
I'm a man!
You're a man!
I'm a man!
You're a man!
Does anyone hear an echo?
Oh, I'll bang!
How about that laugh of yours?
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An d growl like a tiger
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Give us a roaring, snoring,
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Ha! Oh. and remem ber that John
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Wayne was not sop rano.
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Try making it rough and gruff and low. Oh,
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oh.
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and less Bridget Bardot.
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Think of de Gaulle and think of Rasputin.
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Think like a Dan,
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While trying to join the Burley Brutes,
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if you forget that your nylons
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You can climb back up the mountain
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Alright now,
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try to imitate my walk.
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throw my back out.
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Alban, you are the greatest
performer
on the Riviera.
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of Shakespeare and Moliere
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getting that tour of Dolly.
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Now, you're trying to tell me
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that playing dear, simple Uncle Al
is beyond your range.
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Stand back! No,
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no, no, no, no!
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Up and up, hey -up, hey -up, hey -up
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and Robin Hood's men
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Try not to weaken or collapse
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If they discover the hanging holds
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once again
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You
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