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Main Dish chords by 
Peter Himmelman
N/A•
Verse 1
G
D
G
Does the relish ever
want to be the hot dog?
C
Does the pickle ever want to be the bun?
G
Does the ketchup ever want
to be the meatloaf?
D
Saying being second fiddle's no fun
G
Does the coleslaw ever want
to be the chicken?
C
Does the cinnamon want to
be the pumpkin pie?
G
Does the mayonnaise ever
want to be bologna?
D
Does it ever hang its head and cry?
Em
D
Singing, why can't I be
C
G
the main dish?
D
A
D
A
Where, oh, where is my bride?
G
B
C
G
Why can't I be the main dish
D
C
Am
G
Why am I always on the side
Does the cheese want to
be the spaghetti
C
Does the garlic want to be the pizza pie
G
Does the dressing ever
want to be the salad?
D
Or the mustard, the pastrami on rye?
G
Does the tartar sauce long to be the fish?
C
Or the barbecue long to be the ribs?
G
Does the spinach long to be the lasagna?
D
Does it ever scream, hey what gives?
Em
D
Singing, why can't I be
C
G
the main dish?
D
A
Where, oh, where is my bride?
G
B
C
G
Why can't I be the main dish?
D
C
D
G
Ab
Why am I always on the side?
Does the hot dog ever
want to be the relish
Db
Does the spaghetti ever
want to be the sauce
Ab
Does the chicken ever
want to be the salt
Eb
Saying I'm sick of being the boss
Ab
Does the meatloaf ever want
to be the breadcrumbs
Db
Does the omelette ever
want to be the cheese
Ab
Do the waffles ever want to be the syrup
Eb
Just to live the life of ease?
Fm
Eb
Singing, why must I be
Db
Ab
the main dish?
Eb
Bb
Taking all the rest for a ride
Ab
C
Db
Ab
Why must I be the main dish?
Eb
Sometimes I long to sit
Db
Bbm
Ab
A
on the side
In the end the mustard's
happy to be mustard
D
And the sugar is happy to be sweet
A
And the tofu is happy being tofu
E
Singing my whole life's complete
A
And the ginger is happy to be spicy
D
And the vinegar's content to be sour
A
And the chicken soup is
happy to be salty
E
They're all feeling better hour to hour
C#m
E
F#m
E
Singing I don't need
D
A
to be the main dish
E
B
And I don't need to be on the side
A
C#
D
A
I am just what I am now
E
And that leaves me beaming
D
A
with pride
Charlie
Pryde that is
No one knows what goes on
Outro 1
behind closed refrigerator doors.
A
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