We took a
ferry boat to
Mackinac
Island.
We stayed where the
Jamaicans work.
It was a grand hotel,
but what a funky smell.
Enough to make us go berserk.
Horseshit and fudge, horseshit and fudge,
there's no place like it in the world.
Horseshit and fudge, horseshit and fudge,
fun for every boy and girl.
We saw a fort up high on the island,
saw some sailors drinking their rum.
We resisted the urge to buy moccasins,
but the stench we couldn't overcome.
Horseshit and fudge, horseshit and fudge,
there's no place like it in the world.
Horseshit and fudge, horseshit and fudge,
fun for every boy and girl.
We rode all the way around the island,
on a bicycle built for two.
Saw a rock formation, but what a stinky vacation,
a combination of candy and poo.
Horseshit and fudge, horseshit and fudge,
there's no place like it in the world.
Horseshit and
Pudge,
Horseshit and
Pudge,
Fun for every boy and girl.
Somewhere in time you'll
notice something in the air,
A blend of two things that look alike.
But if you see some chocolate in
the middle of the street,
Before you pick it up and eat it,
think twice.
Horseshit and
Fudge,
Horseshit and
Fudge,
There's no place like it
in the world.
Horseshit and
Fudge,
Horseshit and
Fudge,
Fun for every boy and girl.
Somewhere in time,
you'll notice something in the air
A blend of two things that look alike
But if you see some chocolate in the middle
of the street
Before you pick it up and eat it,
think twice
Horseshit and
Fudge,
Horseshit and
Fudge,
There's no place like it
in the world.
Horseshit and
Fudge,
Horseshit and
Fudge,
Fun for every boy and girl.